New Jersey Mike's lyrics of the day

Discussion in 'NorthEast Regional Discussion' started by Ghosts_Of_Anakin, Sep 23, 2003.

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  1. IfAnakinLikedJazz Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2002
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    One song
    Glory
    One song
    Before I go
    Glory
    One song to leave behind

    Find one song
    One last refrain
    Glory
    From the pretty boy front man
    Who wasted opportunity

    One song
    He had the world at his feet
    Glory
    In the eyes of a young girl
    A young girl
    Find glory
    Beyond the cheap colored lights


    One song
    Before the sun sets
    Glory - On another empty life
    Time flies - Time dies
    Glory - One blaze of glory
    One blaze of glory - Glory
    Find
    Glory
    In a song that rings true
    Truth like a blazing fire
    An eternal flame

    Find
    One song
    A song about love
    Glory
    From the soul of a young man
    A young man

    Find
    The one song
    Before the virus takes hold
    Glory
    Like a sunset
    One song
    To redeem this empty life

    Time flies
    And then - No need to endure anymore
    Time dies



    And, IMHO, the *NSYNC remake of More than a Feeling is MUCH better than the original.......
  2. Ghosts_Of_Anakin Jedi Knight

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    Jul 1, 2002
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    Wow...I really hope you're kidding...
  3. IfAnakinLikedJazz Jedi Padawan

    Member Since:
    Mar 22, 2002
    star 4
    No, i'm really not......

    have you ever heard it?

    it's a capella (5 part harmony)

    amazing.....is all i have to say....just like their "o holy night" and "i thought she knew" and their beegees medley
  4. mikadojedi Jedi Master

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    Sep 25, 2003
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  5. Jerec81 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Sep 24, 2003
    star 1
    I still think the best O Holy night was sung by Cartman
  6. IfAnakinLikedJazz Jedi Padawan

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    Mar 22, 2002
    star 4
  7. Jerec81 Jedi Youngling

    Member Since:
    Sep 24, 2003
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    Jazz = incorrect

    There is nothing finer than a fat white boy singing a christmas song and being shocked by a cattle prod every so often.

    EHH, SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOME.
  8. Ghosts_Of_Anakin Jedi Knight

    Member Since:
    Jul 1, 2002
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    Play nice children. Don't make me get the hose.


    Heart breaker soul shaker
    I've been told about you
    steamroller midnight stroller
    what they've been saying must be true

    Red hot mama
    velvet charmer
    time's come to pay your dues

    Now you're messin' with a
    a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a
    a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

    Talkin' jivey poison ivy
    you ain't gonna cling to me
    man taker born faker
    I ain't so blind i can't see

    Red hot mama
    velvet charmer
    time's come to pay your dues

    Now you're messin' with a
    a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a
    a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a son of a bitch

    Now you're messin' with a
    a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a
    a son of a bitch
    now you're messin' with a son of a bitch
  9. Ghosts_Of_Anakin Jedi Knight

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    Jul 1, 2002
    star 6
    You've got me captured I'm under your spell
    I guess I'll never learn
    I have your picture yes I know it well
    another page is turned
    are you for real it's so hard to tell
    from just a magazine
    yeah you just smile and the picture sells
    look what that does to me

    I'll wait till your love comes down
    I'm coming straight for your heart
    no way you can stop me now
    as fine as you are

    I wrote a letter and told her these words
    that meant a lot to me
    I never sent it she wouldn't have heard
    her eyes don't follow me
    and while she watches I can never be free
    such good photography

    I'll wait till your love comes down
    I'm coming straight for your heart
    no way you can stop me now
    as fine as you are

    You can't imagine what your image means
    the pages come alive
    your magic greets everyone who reads
    heart-break in overdrive
    are you for real it's so hard to tell
    from just a magazine
    yeah you just smile and the picture sells
    look what that does to me

    I'll wait till your love comes down
    I'm coming straight for your heart
    no way you can stop me now
    as fine as you are

    I'll wait till your love comes down
    I'm coming straight for your heart
    no way you can stop me now
    as fine as you are
  10. Jerec81 Jedi Youngling

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    Sep 24, 2003
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    Woke up in the morning
    Put on my new plastic glove
    Serve some reheated Salisbury steak
    With a little slice of love
    Got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of
    Just know that everything is doing just fine down here in
    Lunch lady land

    Well I wear this net on my head
    Cause my red hair is falling out
    I wear these brown orthopedic shoes
    Cause I got a bad case of da gout
    I know you want seconds on the corn dogs
    But there?s no reason to shout
    Everybody gets enough food down here in
    Lunch lady land

    Where yesterdays meatloaf is today?s Sloppy Joes
    And my breath wreaks of tuna and there?s lots of black hairs coming out of my nose
    In lunch lady land your dreams come true
    Clouds made carrots and peas
    Mountains built of Shepard?s pie
    And rivers made of macaroni and cheese
    Don?t forget to return your trays
    And try to ignore my gum disease
    No student can escape the magic of
    Lunch lady land

    Hoagies and grinders
    Hoagies and grinders
    Hoagies and grinders
    Navy beans
    Hoagies and grinders
    Hoagies and grinders
    Sloppy Joes

    Dreamt one morning that I woke up to see
    All the pepperoni pizza was a looking at me
    It screamed why do you burn me and serve me up cold
    I said I got the spatula just do what your told
    Then the liver and the onions started joining the fight
    And the chocolate pudding pushed me with all it?s might
    Then the chop suey slapped me and it kicked me in the head
    It?s called revenge lunch lady said the garlic bread
    I said what did I do to make you all so mad
    They said you got flabby arms and your breath is bad
    Then the green beans said you better run and hide
    But then my friend Sloppy Joe cam and joined my side
    He said if it wasn?t for the lunch lady
    The kids wouldn?t eat ya
    You should be shaking her hand
    And saying pleased to meet ya
    She gives you a purpose and she gives you a goal
    You should be kissing her feet and kissing her mole
    Now all the angry food just leave me
    And we all live together in a happy home
    Thanks to
    Sloppy Joe
    Sloppy Joe
    Sloppy Joe
    Well me and Sloppy Joe got married
    Got six kids and we?re doing just fine
    Down in
    Lunch Lady Laaaaaaoooouuuuuuuunnnnd
  11. Jerec81 Jedi Youngling

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    Sep 24, 2003
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    Ok, it's not a song, but READ AND ENJOY :)












    Arthur
    Old Woman

    Dennis
    Man

    Arthur
    Man sorry, what knight lives in that castle over there

    Dennis
    I?m thirty seven

    Arthur
    What?

    Dennis
    I?m thirty seven, I?m not old.

    Arthur
    Well I just can?t call you man

    Dennis
    You could say Dennis

    Arthur
    Well I didn?t know you were called Dennis

    Dennis
    Well you didn?t bother to find out did ya

    Arthur
    I did say sorry about the old woman but from behind you looked like

    Dennis
    What I object to is you automatically treating me like an inferior

    Arthur
    Well I am king

    Dennis
    King eh? Very nice, and how?d you get that then eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to our dated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society, if there?s ever gonna be any progress

    Woman
    DENNIS THERE?S SOME NICE FILTH DOWN HERE, oh, how?d you do.

    Arthur
    Howdy do good lady, I am Arthur, King of the Britons. Who?s castle is that?

    Woman
    King of the who?

    Arthur
    The Britons

    Woman
    Who are the Britons?

    Arthur
    Well we are, we are all Britons, and I am your king

    Woman
    I didn?t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective

    Dennis
    Your fooling yourself. We?re living in a dictator ship. A self perpetuating autocracy in which the working class?s

    Woman
    Oh there you go bringing class into it again

    Dennis
    Well that?s what it?s all about, if only people would listen

    Arthur
    Please, please good people I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?

    Woman
    No one lives there

    Arthur
    Then who is your lord?

    Woman
    We don?t have a lord

    Arthur
    What?

    Dennis
    I told you, we?re a narcosidiclus commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week

    Arthur
    Yes

    Dennis
    But all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special by-weekly meeting

    Arthur
    Yes I see

    Dennis
    By a simple majority, in the case of pure internal affairs

    Arthur
    Be Quiet

    Dennis
    But by a two thirds majority in the case of more

    Arthur
    Be Quiet, I order you to be quiet

    Woman
    Order eh? Who does he think he is?

    Arthur
    I am your King

    Woman
    Well I didn?t vote for you

    Arthur
    You don?t vote for kings

    Woman
    Well then how?d you become king then?

    Arthur
    The lady of the lake, her arm clad in the finest shimmering saymite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water. Signifing by divine providence that I Arthur was to carry Excalibur. THAT IS WHY I?M YOUR KING.


    Dennis
    Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme Executive power derives from a mandate from the masses not from some farsical aquatic ceremony

    Arthur
    Be Quiet

    Dennis
    I mean you can?t expect to weild supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you.

    Arthur
    Shut Up!

    Dennis
    I mean if I went around saying I was an emperor, just cause some moistend bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they?d put me away

    Arthur
    Shut up, will you shut up.

    Dennis
    Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system

    Arthur
    SHUT UP

    Dennis
    COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!! HELP HELP, I?M BEING REPRESSED.

    Arthur
    BLOODY PEASENT

    Dennis
    OH what a give away, did you hear that? Did you hear that eh? That?s what I?m on about. Did you see him repressing me? You saw it didn?t you
  12. Ghosts_Of_Anakin Jedi Knight

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    Jul 1, 2002
    star 6
    Then as it was, then again it will be
    An' though the course may change sometimes
    Rivers always reach the sea
    Blind stars of fortune, each have several rays
    On the wings of maybe, down in birds of prey
    Kind of makes me feel sometimes, didn't have to grow
    But as the eagle leaves the nest, it's got so far to go

    Changes fill my time, baby, that's alright with me
    In the midst I think of you, and how it used to be

    Did you ever really need somebody, And really need 'em bad
    Did you ever really want somebody, The best love you ever had
    Do you ever remember me, baby, did it feel so good
    'Cause it was just the first time, And you knew you would

    Through the eyes an' I sparkle, Senses growing keen
    Taste your love along the way, See your feathers preen
    Kind of makes makes me feel sometimes, Didn't have to grow
    We are eagles of one nest, The nest is in our soul

    Vixen in my dreams, with great surprise to me
    Never thought I'd see your face the way it used to be
    Oh darlin', oh darlin'

    I'm never gonna leave you. I never gonna leave
    Holdin' on, ten years gone
    Ten years gone, holdin' on, ten years gone
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