Milliways [hr] [link=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rOMGIbY-9s&feature=related]The Restaurant at the End of the Universe[/link] "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways - the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!" [image=http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i179/gmiley/milliways_finalcopy_sml_post_size_2.jpg] [hr] The Restaurant at the End of the Universe is one of the most extraordinary ventures in the history of catering. Built on the fragmented remains of an eventually ruined planet, it is enclosed in a vast time bubble and projected forward in time to the precise moment of the End of the Universe. This is of course impossible. Guests dine on the finest cuisine the whole of creation has to offer, drink from a bar with all the beverages ever created in the universe, and after dessert, the universe explodes for their pleasure. This is of course equally impossible. Guests can arrive any time they like and be ensured their desired seats without prior reservation; they may book retrospectively, as it were, upon returning to their own time. This is also impossible. At the Restaurant, one can meet and dine with a dazzling array of being from myriad points across time and space. This is patently impossible. One can rest assured that one will not bump into themselves, no matter how frequent their visits to the Restaurant, because of the embarrassment this causes. This is absurdly impossible. Payment is simple - simply place a penny in a bank account before departing on the time voyage to the Restaurant. Compound interest ensures that your meal, no matter how large or extravagant, your meal is paid for. This, too, is impossible. Marketing gurus have latched on to this, hence the Restaurant's slogan: "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with Milliways - the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!" [hr] House Rules - Vehicles and means of transport are kept in the car park. All solar sailors, Lyricon custom cruisers, improbability and bistromathic drive ships, etc., are parked by our valet for your convenience. - Please refrain from using weapons. - Unless you are a twenty ton mega-elephant with bronchial pneumonia, you will be cut off after two (2) Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters. - Be respectful of other patrons. - The Restaurant retains the right to refuse service to anyone. SHARE AND ENJOY!