Toronto Milo's dayly out-of-the-blue Question thread

Ok, as the title says its an out-of-the-blue question thread, where you post a question that just poped into your head, and everyone else tries to answer it.

My first question, I was taking some meds for cough and sinus, and thought "Why do they make cough and sinus pills so big! Bloody horse pills they are. . . Half the time you can't swallow when you are sick, so what were they thinking?"

'Let's make these pills very big so that the people can't swallow them so they have to keep buying more untill the cold runs its course, when by then they have none of our meds in their system so they can't tell that they don't work'

Princess Milo

 

Why is it required for the recipient of a lethal injection to have a sterilized needle?

 

Wil. . . Thats not what I ment about this thread!

Ah well.

Princess Milo

 

You people make me sick , in a non-sick way

 

Why do bad things happen to good people?

 

(non serious answer)

"Because good is dumb!"

;-)

 

Why is there so many shades of white, who cares if its eggshell or ivory or snowflake

 

I know I know! Egg Shell has hints of yellow in it, Ivory has hints of tan, snowflake has hints of blue. . .

Uhhh riiiight

Princess Milo

 

Why do stupid people ask stupid questions and take up all my stupid time.

 

Why do people say "its always in the last place you look."???

WHO KEEPS LOOKING AFTER THEY HAVE FOUND WHAT THEY ARE LOOKING FOR???

of course you stop looking when you find it. That only makes logical sense.

 

Why is it that when I feel the worst at work, I get stuck at the worst places to be stuck at during a lunch rush in a fast food place?

Like today. .. . Sandwhiches where I have to reach for the buns, hurt my back which finnally stopped hurting, and I had to open as well!

And open tomorrow too. . . *pouts* At least tomorrow is a short shift. And then a day off, . . Hopefully I will be feeling in tiptop shape soon! I hate being sick!

My nose burns from the kleenex!

Princess Milo

 

Awww. Poor muffin.

*Hug*

 

What do you meeeeeean? What does all this meeeeeeeeean?

 

THE WORLD'S MOST PROFOUND QUESTION!!!

Where are my keys?

 

Why does all the bad stuff comes straight for me, somedays i can duck, somedays i can cover, somedays i can blame it on someone else and others i just barely miss it but most of the time im knee deeep in it, why me.

 

Because Dan, Rick McCallum loves you.

 

ever feel like your life is a b movie, with a bad script, bad acting, bad sets, cheap props and no budget

 

You mean thats not normal??

 

Why is it on the day I'm gonna be early for work, does my car have to have Iced locks. . .

My car door won't open, because the locks are frozen.

WHAT DID I DO NOW?

Princess Milo

 

You fall prone, fake an asthma attack and enjoy the day off...

 

Jymm, your keys are probably in the last place you will look for them.

Dan, I usually find the sets to be pretty good... except this apartment set... it could use some work.

THX, Murphy's Law I guess.

With me it was dragging myself out of bed when I hadn't had enough sleep, to find that my first class was cancelled, wait around 3 hrs for the next one, also cancelled, wait 1.5 hrs for the next one, sit through it bored just so I can ask a few questions about the next assignment, then to top it off, my car gets stuck in all the snow in my driveway when I get home. (had to shovel a bunch, but then got it un-stuck again, thankfully)

 

Why is it that we get a virus and I don't even know how we got it (as the computer was fine when I got off saturday night, and when my dad went on sunday morning it wouldn't turn on cuz files were missing)?!?!

 

Its your Web cam program Mal.

Makes Hal 9000 look like a virus check...

 

Here´s a question.. What was Louis the 14th´s nickname?

 

"Off the Handle" Louis...because he was always losing his head.

Seriously, I beleive he was called the Sun King or something because he always compared himself to Gods.