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Toronto Milo's dayly out-of-the-blue Question thread

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by The_Lady_THX, Mar 1, 2003.

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  1. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Sun King, correct! Sorry, at the time I wanted somthing to corrospond with where I was.. yet I wasn't in france anymore at the time, and I was in Spain, yet still.. kinda worked.
     
  2. CrazyMike

    CrazyMike JC Collecting Manager and RSA Canada star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    My daughter is back !!!
     
  3. Adam-the-Indifferent

    Adam-the-Indifferent Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If a lumberjack melts in the freezer, and noone but the Queen of New Hampshire is around to hear it, how do you know that the hamburglar shot a T-rex?
     
  4. Jymm_Roquand

    Jymm_Roquand Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Adam? Are you bored? :p
     
  5. CrazyMike

    CrazyMike JC Collecting Manager and RSA Canada star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I dont know Adam, tell us [face_laugh]
     
  6. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Yes I'm back :D

    *stares blankly* Because of the way that the sun was positoned acording to Mars, which reflected off the ice?
     
  7. Stina-Cri

    Stina-Cri Jedi Padawan star 4

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    because the voices said so and the voices are never wrong...
     
  8. Woofer

    Woofer Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Oh the voices can be wrong, and in Adam's case I'm sure they frequently are!

    In Adam's case though I think its trying to get them all to shut up, especially the one that sings in Swahili, thats the biggger problem.
     
  9. Adam-the-Indifferent

    Adam-the-Indifferent Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I actually don't mind the swahili voice, it's rather soothing.

    sorry for the delay in answering the question. The reason for the delay is also the answer to the question. The answer is: It's 1am and I just got home from the computer lab at school and my doc is rather a disjointed mess of source material with very littled joining of material into a cohesive whole.
     
  10. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *stares blankly.. owl come and lands on Tessa's shoulder and starts to hoot in here ear* Damn owl!
     
  11. The_Lady_THX

    The_Lady_THX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    Ohhh ok I get it!!

    *laughs nervously hoping no one will notice she's and blond as Tessa at the moment. . *

    Princess Milo
     
  12. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    How about this question... What day is it? Not obvouis, right? ;)
     
  13. Cow_Girl

    Cow_Girl Jedi Master star 5

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    Well, I know today is for sure monday, the day where I have to be at school by 8, and then have to wait out a 5 hour break between classes.
     
  14. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If Duker Duck has ten pounds of plastic explosives and you take five pounds of it from him, what would happen?
     
  15. Jymm_Roquand

    Jymm_Roquand Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Half as much damage ;)
     
  16. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    He'd hunt you down with a taser and get it back.. or he'd manipulate the explosives to make more damnage by adding pickle juice..

    But plastic explosives isn't creative enough for him. His style in more with woofers at such a frequicy that it would break all the windows in a skyscraper, causing gravity and the glass to kill many.

    I like that idea. :D
     
  17. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ohh.. I was told to tell everyone by Duker that he would not use plastic explosives. It is way to much a US milatry style! Not his! If anyone he'd send it to the US milatary.. a nice 'gift'

    Yet if he was caught using it, and someone took half, he would send the other half to the person that stole it from his. He'd send it as a gift, so when both sets of explosives are put together they have the same impact as if he had had it already.

    ... I suppose that's the answer!

    Alright here's another question. Duker is siting in a bar, he has had 5 drinks of Guiness, 8 shots, and one smirnoff ice. How Drunk would he be, and what would he be doing.. (he's going to kill me if he reads this ;) )
     
  18. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    3 sheets to the wind and wobbeling as he plays darts, hopefully he wont hit anyone
     
  19. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Only time will tell. So Far all I know of is a phone call to my cell phone. Yet I was watching a moive at the time, and told him I was busy. He sounded a bit off at the time. Called him back, yet his cell is off. Mabye I should try again *grins evily*
     
  20. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    If Duker Duck has ten pounds of plastic explosives and you take five pounds of it from him, what would happen?

    PLASTIC EXPLOSIVES!!!!! TALK ABOUT UNCREATIVE AND RIDICULOUS!!!! You might as well stamp the American Forces Approved act of Anarchy on that and forget giving me credit. And as for the person who takes five pounds, expect to see them have a blast from my 5 pounds while carrying their 5 pounds away.

    Alright here's another question. Duker is siting in a bar, he has had 5 drinks of Guiness, 8 shots, and one smirnoff ice. How Drunk would he be, and what would he be doing..

    Why don't we find a bar and you start buying to find out. BTW if you do buy me those drinks I may decide to spare your life. If I don't make a molotov cocktail first.
     
  21. The_Lady_THX

    The_Lady_THX Jedi Youngling star 2

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    NO BOMB TALK IN MY THREAD!

    thank you for reading that

    now. . ..


    Why are people stuipd?

    Princess Milo
     
  22. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    People arn't stupid, they just act it.

    And for the drinks thing, well.. I think I should just post the pictures from st. patty's instead, mabye that way they'll know! :p
     
  23. CranieAmidala

    CranieAmidala Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Hm, you want an, "out-of-the-blue Question" ?
    How about...
    "Why do birds suddenly appear...Everytime you are near?" ?[face_plain]
     
  24. TragicLad

    TragicLad Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Well that one's easy. You're in a Hitchcock film. Birds are going to suddenly appear whenever it's dramatic for them to do so.

    either that or just like me, they long to be....
    close to you.
     
  25. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    why do I instantly think of a song when a phrase or even a simple word reminds me of it and it gets stuck in my head and I have to find the mp3 to hear the whole song just to get it out,
     
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