Toronto Milo's dayly out-of-the-blue Question thread

MEOW MIX

 

LOL

If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands butter-side down, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?

 

It would land on you?

Here is one. Why is it that whenever I come online everyone leaves? But when I am not online everyone makes a fuss about what I missed or why I am never online? Some guys just can't win.

 

I'm online....

...maybe it has something to do with your internet connection creating some sort of electronic odour that causes the other computers to logout?

 

hey what would happen if you buttered a cat and tossed him / her on some toast.

result maybe a angry buttered cat with issues and toast and butter stains everywhere.

 

Is that a crow behind you tragic?

 

...under which lamppost?

 

Wow.. Random!

To quote Gimpy: "Opium Dens? Raves? STAR TREK CONVENTIONS?!"

 

huh? (looks behind)

Nevermore.

Nope. Not a crow. More like a raven.

 

...well, that's a horse's wisker!

 

*sighs happily* Why is life so great?

 

'cause you're "up the creek without a paddle?"

 

Hoped on the good foot and did the bad thing?

.... modern dance, ask not

 

Ask not what?

 

Ask not is... You like Pina Coloda, getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoda, if you've got half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cave (?).. then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape!....
......
......... Sorry was listing to the song Pina Coloda..

 

tessa has followed many a longliner and just did a song in a thread, way to go tess

 

What this looks like is a job for Kareoke...

 

*shakes head* Thanks heavens Tessa isn't 19. Or else. *locks clip of ammo into SG 556* Well, I'd have a whole cult to assasinate. Now excuse me.

www.bretzelforbush.com

 

"Thank heaven Tessa isn't 19?"

And the winner for most original quote this month goes to Duker.

 

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Now excuse em while I go for a Labatt Blue.

 

Now.. I really do not understand that quote!
At that, my half sis is in toronto, and she says I can use her passpost, I sorta look like her too!

So Duker, time to hit the irish pubs for a belated st. patty's day. I can make it in!

 

Now Tessa, that wouldn't be right...and if there is one thing I cannot stand is the coruption of youth...

*Falls over in abrupt laughing fit*

 

She ofered it to me. She took out her driver's licance and her passport, and asked which one I looked most like. The only problem is, I don't think I'll pass as a 30 year old...

 

Just wear that hat you had in France.

 

... and blink until I feel like my eyeballs are going to fall out. eww.
Act blonde!

Tessa.. in a french acient:"Zhis is a, oh vhat do you calls it? Ces't Pub? Vhy does it have such a vile stench?" wait.. that's acting more like a snob.. it'll do.