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Toronto Milo's dayly out-of-the-blue Question thread

Discussion in 'Canada Discussion Boards' started by The_Lady_THX, Mar 1, 2003.

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  1. Jymm_Roquand

    Jymm_Roquand Jedi Padawan star 4

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  2. Darth_Haggis

    Darth_Haggis Jedi Master star 4

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    LOL [face_laugh]

    If cats always land on their feet, and buttered toast always lands butter-side down, what would happen if you tied a piece of buttered toast to the back of a cat?
     
  3. Jymm_Roquand

    Jymm_Roquand Jedi Padawan star 4

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    It would land on you?

    Here is one. Why is it that whenever I come online everyone leaves? But when I am not online everyone makes a fuss about what I missed or why I am never online? Some guys just can't win. :p
     
  4. Darth_Haggis

    Darth_Haggis Jedi Master star 4

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    I'm online.... :(

    ...maybe it has something to do with your internet connection creating some sort of electronic odour that causes the other computers to logout?
     
  5. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    hey what would happen if you buttered a cat and tossed him / her on some toast.

    result maybe a angry buttered cat with issues and toast and butter stains everywhere.
     
  6. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Is that a crow behind you tragic?
     
  7. Darth_Haggis

    Darth_Haggis Jedi Master star 4

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    ...under which lamppost?
     
  8. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Wow.. Random!

    To quote Gimpy: "Opium Dens? Raves? STAR TREK CONVENTIONS?!"
     
  9. TragicLad

    TragicLad Jedi Padawan star 4

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    huh? (looks behind)

    Nevermore.

    Nope. Not a crow. More like a raven.
     
  10. Darth_Haggis

    Darth_Haggis Jedi Master star 4

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    ...well, that's a horse's wisker!
     
  11. CranieAmidala

    CranieAmidala Jedi Youngling star 3

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    *sighs happily* Why is life so great? :)
     
  12. Darth_Haggis

    Darth_Haggis Jedi Master star 4

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    'cause you're "up the creek without a paddle?"
     
  13. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Hoped on the good foot and did the bad thing?

    .... modern dance, ask not :D
     
  14. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ask not what?
     
  15. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Ask not is... You like Pina Coloda, getting caught in the rain, if you're not into yoda, if you've got half a brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cave (?).. then I'm the love that you've looked for, write to me and escape!....
    ......
    ......... Sorry was listing to the song Pina Coloda.. :p
     
  16. DARTH2-D2

    DARTH2-D2 Jedi Padawan star 4

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    tessa has followed many a longliner and just did a song in a thread, way to go tess
     
  17. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    What this looks like is a job for Kareoke...

    ;)
     
  18. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    *shakes head* Thanks heavens Tessa isn't 19. Or else. *locks clip of ammo into SG 556* Well, I'd have a whole cult to assasinate. Now excuse me.

    www.bretzelforbush.com
     
  19. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    "Thank heaven Tessa isn't 19?"

    And the winner for most original quote this month goes to Duker.

    ;)
     
  20. Duker_Duck

    Duker_Duck Jedi Padawan star 4

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    THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Now excuse em while I go for a Labatt Blue.
     
  21. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Now.. I really do not understand that quote!
    At that, my half sis is in toronto, and she says I can use her passpost, I sorta look like her too!

    So Duker, time to hit the irish pubs for a belated st. patty's day. I can make it in!
     
  22. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Now Tessa, that wouldn't be right...and if there is one thing I cannot stand is the coruption of youth...

    *Falls over in abrupt laughing fit*

    :p
     
  23. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    She ofered it to me. She took out her driver's licance and her passport, and asked which one I looked most like. The only problem is, I don't think I'll pass as a 30 year old...
     
  24. Darth_Digital

    Darth_Digital Jedi Padawan star 4

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    Just wear that hat you had in France.

    ;)
     
  25. sw-starwarsfreakness

    sw-starwarsfreakness Jedi Padawan star 4

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    ... and blink until I feel like my eyeballs are going to fall out. eww. :p
    Act blonde!

    Tessa.. in a french acient:"Zhis is a, oh vhat do you calls it? Ces't Pub? Vhy does it have such a vile stench?" :p wait.. that's acting more like a snob.. it'll do.
     
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