Minacia's Silly Sprinkles Thread

*Sits in her big comfy chair within her Sprinkles fortress on Coruscant*

I have created this rather silly thread so that we can all indulge in Sprinkle madness.

Everyone is invited to drop by to discuss sprinkles, and you may even want to order a shipment of these yummy little confections. I'm always ready to negotiate a deal.

My minion...er...I mean...assistant, Jace Darkrider, will be glad to transport your sprinkles to any location in the galaxy that you desire.

But, do watch out for Imperials, as they're rather numerous around here.

 

psssst...yeah, you, Minacia.....


We've got a bake sale here at w*rk today, yeah, cupcakes and cookies, but someone forgot the **sprinkles**....could you help a friend out here?

 

I'll trade you some police badge stickers for some sprinkles. Send 'em with Ian his next trip to Nashville.

 

*Considers Nabooty's dilemma*

Well, I usually charge a rather hefty fee for express shipments but, in this case, I'll give you a break. I'll send you small shipment of sprinkles, if you'll send me a few cookies from your office. Deal?


*Ponders Hama's offer*

Hmmm, police badge stickers...

Okay, Hama. Since you are my former master, I'll also cut you a deal. Send me a few police badge stickers, and I'll send some sprinkles with Jace the next time he makes a trip to your part of the galaxy.

 

Good idea for a post, Minacia. But methinks that you're caving in too early on the deals being offered, here.

Stickers? Cookies? You need to hold out for some good, hard merchandise. Like Krispy Kremes.

Good stuff, man.

 

How do they go with spice?
-Axton

 

*Whispers to RosieWook* First, I get them hooked, and then I up the asking price.

Sprinkles go well with just about anything, Axe.

 

Alright, if you are willing to "get" them hooked...you better still be paying me. I'm not in this for your rebellion, I'm only in this for the money. I expect to be paid when these shipments are delivered. Unlike other "transportation" providers, I don't drop my shipments at the first sign of Imperial trouble. I get paid nicely for my work. Police stickers? Hmph! Cookies? Hmph! I want something valuable, like action figures. That's the latinum or credtis or whatever in my universe. Fork 'em over Minacia, or the sprinkles get dumped.

 

LOL! You "transportation managers" are all the same.

I'll give you half my stock of action figures now, and half when you have proven that you are as skilled at "transportation" as you say you are.

*Sits back in big comfy chair, and munches a cookie that Nabooty sent to her via "Galactic Express."*

 

Sure, Minacia, you can have some of these hockey puck....errr, cookies that my co-workers baked

And honestly, the cupcakes were some of the saddest I've ever seen

So if you could shave a few parsecs off the delivery time past the black hole of Kessel, that'd be great!

 

You make "Sprinkles" seem so inviting,Minacia!
-"Axe"

 

Was my last reply offending?

 

No, it wasn't offending, Axe. In fact, I'm flattered.

Nabooty, your sprinkles should have made it to you in record time. I hope you and your co-workers are hook...er...happy with them.

 

I would like to have co-ownership of this Sprinkle thread, Minacia.

 

I'm hereby taxing all sprinkle shipments to out of state locations. If you don't like it, my droid army would love to discuss your options.

 

Droids do not concern me, General

 

I, for one, am willing to pay any price for Minacia's sprinkles....Is this confession of an addiction?
-Axe

 

Ask her about the Jolties

 

Joe, I'm sure I could work out a co-ownership deal with you. How does a 60/40 profit split sound?

Taxes?! Surely we can make an arrangement to have those taxes waived, Hairpiece. How about a lifetime supply of sprinkles?

Axe, you may be addicted to sprinkles, but that is a good thing.

Oh, by the way, I suggest that everyone try Jolties, which are special sprinkles made with Jolt cola. They are very addicti...uhm...tasty.

 

I'm sorry...I meant "Confection" of addiction...

 

Hey! I Think some of those sprinkles were laced with jolties!...It's 2:00 am and I'm wired!...Thanks, Minacia!

 

Okay, if you are splitting profit with him 60/40, I better get a percentage of his action figures too. Ya hear that Joe? I don't ship for free. I can get your shipments to you the day before you send them using my trusty Delorean.

 

I'm glad I could help, Axe.

Trusty Delorean? LOL!

 

i get an action figure...I feel honored

 

Actually Joe...you don't get any action figures. You pay me the action figures to ship your sprinkles. You gotta pay the transport fees. After all, this ain't Star Trek where you can just beam them over.