Minacia's Silly Sprinkles Thread

Ha, again you show your true colors. The Galactic Friends of Animals is a front for intergalatic Ewok fur traders. No animals hurt my CO2 canister!!

 

I see that you've been brainwashed, trooper. It's all Imperial propaganda.

 

i am with darkrider as long as the bounties
are paying out i don't care how they get made
as long as i get paid.

 

I think the twin suns have been burning down on the trooper's helmet just a little too long. We are in the sprinkle dealing business, not the animal endangering business. We just want to help the folks escape from the cruel realities of living with the evils of the Empire. We are not interested in hurting anyone or anything. The people can make their own decisions when it comes to indulging in sprinkles. If they want to, I will be there to help them. If they don't wish to use sprinkles, I am not going to force them. I, for one enjoy the break from reality that sprinkles provide. I still maintain my duties aboard our ship, I just know how to enjoy myself in my time off.

 

We have been remiss, fellow sprinkle users. We have a novice board member "ITrain2Jedi" who has joined us.

My wacky friend Tina has joined the boards. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

 

Ah, so we have a new board member in our midst. Welcome!

I guess Tina couldn't get enough of us on the mailing list.

Would you like some sprinkles, Tina?

 

Hello Tina and welcome to the Galactic Rim of the Sprinkles trade. I take it that Itrain2 jedi refers to your boys? Maybe they would like to try some sprinkles too? I can get them to TX in a flash.

Ian

 

It is, after all, only fitting that my godsons start off right in this galaxy; fortified with some delicious sprinkles!

 

You are a good Godmother, RosieWook! You are teaching the little ones that it is ok to use sprinkles. They are just for recreation and decoration.

 

just passing by helping to keep this sprinkles thread alive....

 

Sprinkles will never die...LONG LIVE SPRINKLES! LONG LIVE MINACIA AND HER EMPIRE OF SUGAR!

 

Sprinkles melt in your mouth...not in your hands...(or your pants!)....Jolties melt ....everything!

-Axe

 

I'm really touched by the outpouring of support for my little sprinkles venture.

Jolties don't melt anything...well, perhaps with the exception of your stomach lining.

 

i hope they live forever about 65 percent of the bounties i take in are sprinkle related
long live the sprinkles
NOOM

 

AH!!! See how when the truth of the horrors of the trade of sprinkles comes to light they quickly change the subject. ITrain2Jedi, probably code for some horrible sprinkle act.






;-P welcome aboard Tina!

 

It is, after all, only fitting that my godsons start off right in this galaxy; fortified with some delicious sprinkles!

Oh there's someone to look up to. "Here kids, get addicted on sprinkles"

See, these sprinkle pushers don't even care about children!! More proof!!

 

Ah...but there you're wrong. I show exactly how safe these sprinkles are by giving them to my godsons. I would never do anything to endanger them.

Keep believing the lies the Emperor tells you.

 

My dear stormtrooper, sprinkles are quite safe. I use them all the time, and I'm perfectly healthy and sane.

Okay, perhaps I'm only semi-sane, but that's not due to the sprinkles.

 

Empress, it is the sprinkles that allow me to achieve semi-sanity. Without these wonderful bits of happiness, I would have to be committed.

 

I bring a gift of bacon to the sprinkles empire!

 

Thank you for your wonderful gift of bacon, Riachia. It is much appreciated.

 

You know what happens when sprinkles meet bacon don't you?...It's a very stable chemical reaction...known only until recently as sith alchemy, but now common knowledge...It's known as CANDIED BACON!!!

I wonder if my pants can handle the quantum shift induced by candied bacon?

-Axton Tredway

 

BACON!??!? just when you thought everthing was kosher around here.

 

I must admit, not using sprinkles regulary (I only transport them), I prefer bacon any day. Thanks for introducing bacon to this part of the galaxy. Maybe I can transport that instead? Probably fewer Imperials floating around with bacon. Oh, I bet I could start selling baco-bits now!! Sprinkles may make you happy, but baco-bits make you content. And it's the perfect way to start your day! You can even have it at dinner too on salads.

 

Hey, I've got a brilliant idea!

How about I get my mad scientists to produce bacon-flavored sprinkles? They're almost done perfecting the Mountain Dew: Code Red sprinkles, so they'll have some time on their hands.