[Mini Task #2] Oh how I love you

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  1. RidingMyCarousel Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 20, 2002
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    Mini Task #2

    Every housemate has the option of writing a 'love song' for any other housemate. You can do whatever you want to 'win your love'. Up to 3 points will be awarded based on creativity (and if they fall for you ;)).

    This will be the last mini task for this week. Again, all points will be added to your weekly end score as with the other mini task.

    And also, as with the other mini-task, please keep your work in this thread. Thanks. :)


    ~ James
  2. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
    Oh snap.

    I assume you mean for us to corrupt perfectly good love songs into horrendous renditions? Because while I can actually tell the difference between a full note and a half note(the half note is shorter.. by half) Actually composing is probably a bit beyond me.

    Maybe.

    Or we could just make ***** up and then insult comet which is pretty much the established modus operandi around here right?
  3. RidingMyCarousel Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 20, 2002
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      I assume you mean for us to corrupt perfectly good love songs into horrendous renditions? Because while I can actually tell the difference between a full note and a half note(the half note is shorter.. by half) Actually composing is probably a bit beyond me.
    Nah, not really. You could do that. You can make something up. You can make an e-card. You can record a very badly sung song. Anything, really. But whatever works for you. :)


    ~ James
  4. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
    OH I can definately record a very badly sung song, the hard part would be recording a well sung song, or even a mildly passably sung song.
  5. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
    One last question, not to sound narcissistic, but does it have to be to any other housemate, or can it be to any housemate?


    What? I've loved myself far longer and more frequently then I have any of you! hmmm maybe Greg the elder.
  6. droideka27 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
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    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/mangojellytoast/misc/DaniCarmen.jpg]

    Once In Hollywood

    I know you, I walked with you
    Once in Hollywood
    I know you, the brown in your eyes
    Is so familiar a sight
    But I know it's true
    That JCers are seldom all they seem
    But if I know you
    I know what you'll do
    You'll love me at once
    The way you did once
    In Hollywood

    La la la la la la la la la
    But I know it's true
    That JCers are seldom all they seem
    But if I know you
    I know what you'll do
    You'll love me at once
    The way you did once
    In Hollywood


    (Original song: Once Upon a Dream from Disney?s Sleeping Beauty)
    Try singing it :p
  7. carmenite42 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 2003
    star 4
    MINI TASK #2: An exercise in loving Tracy in 4 parts
    by,
    Carmenite42

    Part I:Cans of Tracy

    Cans of Tracy
    Cans
    Of
    Tracy
    They are flying through the sky
    Oh me oh me oh my
    Cans of Tracy are attacking
    we have to run
    run
    run
    That is my song for Tracy.

    Part II: Freestylin'

    Tracy Tracy Bo Bacy
    Yo posts are so fly
    Yo style's so hip
    Won't you be my
    Favorite chick(p)
    *beatboxes*
    [image=http://www.bobafettmp.com/Temp/Tracy/hair.jpg]
    Bannana Fanna Fo Facy
    You like them robots
    You like droidekas
    Bender's cooler than Lobot
    You're not paranoideka
    *beatboxes*
    [image=http://www.bobafettmp.com/Temp/Tracy/PINK_OMG.jpg]
    Me my mo Macy
    TRACY

    Part III: The Bribe (Not to be confused with The Tribe)
    [image=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v115/mangojellytoast/misc/d116.jpg]

    Part IV: Tracy

    Tracy
    You don't have to put on the red light
    Those days are over
    You don't have to sell your body to the night

    Tracy
    You don't have to wear that dress tonight
    Walk the streets for money
    You don't care if it's wrong or if it's right

    Tracy
    You don't have to put on the red light

    I loved you since I knew you
    I wouldn't talk down to you
    I have to tell you just how I feel
    I won't share you with another boy
    I know my mind is made up
    So put away your make up
    Told you once I won't tell you again
    It's a bad way

    Tracy
    You don't have to put on the red light
    Tracy
    You don't have to put on the red light
  8. Qui Gon Jim23 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 11, 2002
    star 5
    I wrote this for SoME:

    Oh, dearest Smuggler,
    I want to be your snuggler.

    Looking into your eyes,
    I see french fries.

    That makes me drool,
    Even though you're a fool.

    Because I really like food,
    So you're a cool dude.

    Mini-Me one day, Frodo the next,
    Such a change leaves me perplexed.

    But that doesn't matter, I don't mind,
    I ate an entire melon, including the rind.

    Aside from some chicken cordon bleu,
    I want nothing more than to be with you.

    Because looking into your eyes,
    I see french fries.

    That makes me drool,
    Even though you're a fool.

    You can crop those pics,
    Now get me a Twix.

    You added transparency and a border,
    Now I'm hungry, let me place my order.

    A large sammich, with fries on the side,
    Oh Smuggler, oh Smuggler, be my bride.

    Because looking into your eyes,
    I see french fries.

    That makes me drool,
    Even though you're a fool.

    Oooooooo, oh yeah, no fool like... yoooooooooouuuuu.
  9. RidingMyCarousel Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 20, 2002
    star 6
      One last question, not to sound narcissistic, but does it have to be to any other housemate, or can it be to any housemate?


      What? I've loved myself far longer and more frequently then I have any of you! hmmm maybe Greg the elder.
    I don't really care, Tay. :p Do whatever you want, it has to be a housemate. So, you could do yourself. You could swoon yourself with one legged hookers, trips to Mexico, cheap tequila, etc! :p


    ~ James
  10. carmenite42 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 2003
    star 4
    omg, Tracy, I am so surprised! your song won my heart!
  11. droideka27 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
    star 7
    Omg, carmen, you did ME??? :eek: [face_love] [face_batting]

    I am so flattered!!!! [face_love]
  12. StarWars_Revelation Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    I saw you sitting there alone, all alone
    With your hands in your pockets, and your beer all over your cellphone

    I dragged my feet, plopped a seat, and ordered a drink

    You resembled something close to dead deer poo, but that didn't matter much to me once I had a beer or two.

    I wanted to touch you, I wanted to stick my tongue in your ear, I wanted to grope you, and have no fear, any moooooore.

    You slapped me in your drunken state but I didn't care, because I knew once I saw your hair we were meant to be... and when I heard you go "teeheehee", I knew there was nothing more to see. I asked you to marry me.

    I wanted to touch you, I wanted to stick my tongue in your ear, I wanted to grope you, and have no fear, any mooooore.

    We married, we danced, we took off each other's pants, it was true romance. I loved you so darn much, that I can't think of another word that rhymes except for such. Woohoohoooooo

    Now, six years down the road, we're still-a married and our story is often told. How a gropefest n' infatuation turned into true love so gold, I'll never know.

    But baby, I get to touch you, I get to stick my tongue in your ear, I get to grope you, and I have no fear, because now we're happily married because of beeeeeer. Yea.

    And now I've got to give you a handa, because these six years of marriage have been so grand. I love you so much, my love, my love, Jjanda.

    [the stuff about the deer has nothing to do with your looks, you're quite the opposite. It just happened to pop into my head. Or out of.]
  13. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
  14. carmenite42 Jedi Master

    Member Since:
    Jul 21, 2003
    star 4
    *standing ovation for Farrie*
  15. EagleIFilms Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Apr 6, 2001
    star 5
    *finds the nearest moderator*
  16. droideka27 Manager Emeritus

    Member Since:
    May 28, 2002
    star 7
    *become ar-- wait.

    *claps for farrie* yayyyyy!!!! standing obavtion!

    And what did yourself think of your love song? [face_batting]
  17. Qui Gon Jim23 Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Jun 11, 2002
    star 5
    Heck, that was enough to give me strong feelings for farry's hand.
  18. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
    Yes, it really was quite good.

    So sad...

    Maybe more toned down...

    I can feel what's happening
    (What?)
    And you don't have a clue
    (Who?)
    I'm all alone and here's the bottom line
    It's me, myself, and ooh..
    (Oh.)
    The sweet caress of bedsheets
    There's pillows everywhere
    And with all this romantic atmosphere
    There's no one but me here

    Can I love myself tonight?
    The peace an evening brings
    Just love, for one, in perfect harmony
    With all its wiggling things

    So many days without her
    Nobody here to see
    Someone on my side tonight? Impossible!
    I guess it's up to me

    No holding back, no hiding
    But what should I decide
    To love myself, or wait the uncertainty
    that it may just subside

    Can I love myself tonight?
    The peace an evening brings
    Just love, for one, in perfect harmony
    With all its wiggling things

    Can I love myself tonight?
    No need to cruise a bar
    Sorting through strangers uncertainties
    Hoes are too bizarre.

    And if I love myself tonight
    It can be assumed
    the need will ease, the rest is history
    But my palms then must then be groooooomed

    There is an original version which apparently makes Tracy excited and Jim feel special love for me. Unfortunately you can absolutely not receive it by sending a self addressed stamped envelope to AIM at tcm1123.

    Absolutely not.
  19. Sebulba-X •X C2 C3 MW RSA•

    Member Since:
    Mar 11, 2000
    star 6
    Yeah, I can't really follow that one...but someone has to...



    They were red users, with their black shining threads
    Yeah, they were locked in with me, and caused me much dread.
    Then coldly they left me to suffer and cry,
    Yeah they were red users and posted such sweet lies.

    I never knew them but they voted me away
    On my knees like a madman, for vengeance I prayed
    Till the pain and the anger, destroyed my weak mind
    Yeah they were red users, and left the wounded behind.

    I searched 'til I found them, then I cursed at the sight
    Their sleeping shadows, in the cold monitor light
    In the dark morning hours, I placed the gun to their heads
    Yeah they were red users, but now they lay dead.

    Yodelay-i-hee
    Yodelay
    Yodelo


    //apologies to Dwight Yoakam
  20. Jjanda_Solo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 19, 2001
    star 5
    Can we do love songs to multiple housemates, like, one that we know will reject us and one that won't? :p Or do we have to pick just one?
  21. StarWars_Revelation Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Aug 5, 2001
    star 5
    Seeing as how you're a girl, the only one that would reject you is Comet. And nobody loves him anyways.
  22. farraday Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Jan 27, 2000
    star 7
    I'd like to mention I'm more in love with myself now then ever.

    bonus points!
  23. Mortimer_Snerd Jedi Grand Master

    Member Since:
    Mar 14, 2004
    star 6
    The Song of My Secret Love

    My secret love, she doesnt't even know
    About my admiration or how I write her name in the snow.

    I give it a shake, and I nod to my work
    Then I run quickly home to give it a jerk.
    Constantly thinking of you the whole time,
    Staring at your profile pics, so sweet and sublime.

    Enough of this perversion,
    We should make an excursion,
    To a seedy back alley dive
    I'll even let you drive,

    Because I know you'll stay sober, and I'll drink
    It'll help you ponder and have time to think
    About just how, right when I think you'll thrill me
    That in fact it is here and now that you'll kill me!

    You've said it youself, this is no time to be coy,
    Jjanda_Solo, come murder me, I am your boy toy.



    :eek:

  24. Jjanda_Solo Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    Feb 19, 2001
    star 5
    SWR, you're so sweet... the song is a little odd, but sweet. [face_love] you.

    Mort, I was ROTFL [face_laugh] Very nice. [face_love] you too, but someday, somewhere in the back alleys of the BB, yes, I must carry out my death threat...

    EDIT: Grammatical error... and I'll be back later to post some songs back to you guys...
  25. Terr_Mys Force Ghost

    Member Since:
    May 19, 2002
    star 6
    I'm not a great lyricist...I'm better with the music. Well, thanks to French culture and neat software, I present to you: Le Temps des BBers

    Music

    Lyrics:

    When Gregory says how much he adores me
    My heart feels so full of love and rapport
    But only in dreams.
    When I must get out of bed in the morning
    I start to feel lonely, Eaglet my dear.
    So please tell me you will say that you love me
    And always we'll be together in love.

    When farraday says lovely things in Latin
    I cannot refrain from swooning galore.
    It makes me so horny.
    I hope that I am able to seduce him
    Despite the fact that he's rather a *****.
    It matters not much when love is in question,
    For linguists may have surprises in store.

    My favorite love is not eligible for this lovely task,
    But nevermind that. It's Sophie Marceau.
    I may have stolen this song from those Frenchies
    But they'll never steal Sophie from my heart.
    For when it comes down to fighting or conflict
    Those Frenchies will wave their white flags away.

    I may not be good at rhyme or poetics
    But I understand the meaning of love;
    The love of Big Brother.
    His sexy mustache always does enchant me
    And it's very hot how he's a voyeur.
    Perhaps I'm too young to stay in this game
    But my love could live on in Big Brother four!
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