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[Mini Task #2] Oh how I love you

Discussion in 'Big Brother 3: The Mods Strike Back' started by RidingMyCarousel, Sep 8, 2004.

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  1. KaineDamo

    KaineDamo Jedi Youngling star 5

    Mar 6, 2002
    And now my song dedicated to Jjanda_Solo.

    Oh Julie... Sweet sweet Julie
    Your eyes and brown hair enchant me
    How I wish I could be free
    So I could express my love.

    Your body, your clevage, your bum!
    Aye Aye Aye!!
    I feel like a big crumb
    Worried that i'm not smart enough, or attractive enough, or cool enough
    To earn your love.

    Your kinky, sexy, fiesty, flirty, pretty!
    All the things I want in a lady!
    But I also want a friend to talk to in the lonely hours
    Aswell as someone saucy to grab a hold of when i'm...
    I want your love tonight!

    I think it's more of a poem than a song.

  2. KaineDamo

    KaineDamo Jedi Youngling star 5

    Mar 6, 2002
    Oh Jjanda my Queen
    I wonder what you'll dress as on Halloween!
    Will you tease all the men and be mean?
    On Halloween

    Will you dress as a french maid?
    With a short skirt and stockings and apron?
    I want you to be my maid slave tonight!

    Will you dress as a schoolgirl?
    With pigtails and tartan skirt!
    You've been a bad girl tonight!

    Will you dress as a sexy superheroine?
    Will you save my life and my heart?
    I want some lovin' tonight!!

    I have so many sexy ideas
    Maybe it's my hormones you see
    Or maybe you are just that sexy

    Be my Halloween lover tonight!

    God, i suck at song writing.
  3. Darth-Seldon

    Darth-Seldon Jedi Grand Master star 6

    May 17, 2003
    This is based on the song "Michelle" by the Beatles

    Seldon, ma belle.
    These are words that go together well, my Seldon.

    Seldon, ma belle.
    Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

    I love you, I love you, I love you. That's all I want to say.
    Until I find a way, I will say the only words I know that you'll understand.

    Seldon, ma belle.
    Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

    I need you, I need you, I need you. I need to make you see,
    oh, what you mean to me. Until I do I'm hoping you will know what I mean.
    I love you.

    I want you, I want you, I want you. I think you know by now.
    I'll get to you somehow. Until I do I'm telling you so you'll understand.

    Seldon, ma belle.
    Sont les mots qui vont tres bien ensemble, tres bien ensemble.

    I will say the only words I know, that you'll understand, my Seldon.

    I don't know if you will give me credit for this. I don't really think you should. I just thought I would change the names Michelle and Seldon.

    It sounds a bit better when the Beatles sing it.


  4. Jjanda_Solo

    Jjanda_Solo Jedi Master star 5

    Feb 19, 2001
    Okay, my own "love song" and replies to those written to me.

    (Please note, the ideas expressed in this "song" do not necessarily express how myself or any other housemates might actually act... it is intended for a humorous attempt to tie together what has been presented by the three of them. It's also a kind of lazy last minute effort. Also please note that my death threat to Mort is a sort of inside joke from another thread in which he complained he'd never gotten an internet death threat so I gave him one, and is in no way serious (as my "unfaithfulness" would never be serious either).)

    The Song of the Promiscuous Jjanda Solo

    Well, it's been an interesting life.
    S-dubb-R, I love to be your wife.
    I'll always remember with fondness that night...
    Okay, I'm lying, and I know that's not right.
    I can't remember anything
    But waking up the next morning
    With a license signed and you next to me.
    And I think I screamed, but it was okay
    Cause now I love you and I have no fear,
    Though I must confess it tickles when your tongue's in my ear
    But I've been so happy for these six years,
    It's been a wonderful trip of shared laughter and tears.
    My period skipped this month, you might want to know.
    In another few months I guess I'll start to show.
    After six years of marriage we're gonna have a child!
    I only hope that it is yours, I can be kind of wild...

    I MEAN, ER...

    Hey hey Mort, my recreation, my sport.
    We had some great times, I can truly report.
    You stalked me and I stalked you back,
    And then we met up and stayed right on track.
    I'm honestly afraid this baby may be yours,
    I remember on one of our whirlwind tours
    Something broke. No joke.
    So now even though you're really smokin'...
    You're right I'll lead you out to somewhere dark
    Like a back alley or a trailer park.
    And I'm afraid my dear dear toy
    This time I won't do something that you'll enjoy.
    This right here is the end of your rope.
    Long drop, sudden stop, clean the world with soap.
    Your uppderdecking days are over dude.
    I'm sorry, I don't want to be rude...

    I MEAN, ER...

    Hey, KaineDamo, baby, you're smoking hot.
    The things we've done, wow, I kid you not.
    I tingle all over just thinking of you.
    We were never the ones to take the long view.
    Meeting up for a night and forgetting the world,
    Is the greatest thing ever, a treasure, a pearl.
    Well okay, it's nice to settle down,
    But not by waking up one morning feeling like I've drowned,
    And been brought back married to someone I hardly know.
    So that's why I didn't break this off after that, so...
    I'll dress up like a maid for you,
    Or anything else that you want too.
    I am your sex goddess, and you are my god.
    We've done astounding things with our hot bodies.
    I can't go into detail, this place has rules,
    Just say my imagination by you is fueled.

    I MEAN, ER...

    So, I have all of these three guys
    In this complex game of complex ties.
    In a drunken stupor, I married S-dubb-R,
    Although I admit, I love him so far.
    But long before he and I ever met,
    I started a relationship I never can forget.
    Nothing serious, but a lifelong fling,
    With all of the pleasure such things can bring,
    With horny KaineDamo, and hot little me.
    Things our actual SOs must never see.
    But ah, to complicate matters even more,
    I met this fine stalker one day in a store.
    The guy was named Mort, and we too played around.
    He was pretty damn good, 'twas more fun that I'd found.
    But now for reasons I cannot explain,
    Now that I am pregnant that must go down the drain.
    And it has been decreed by things that happened before,
    I have threatened him with death, and then done so once more.
    So tonight I will kill him in some dark back place.
    He has lost his position in this win-me race.
    So here I am, married, soon a murderer too,
    With a baby on the way... oh what should I do?

    I love my husband, S-dubb-R,
    But I love how my KaineDamo fling is so far,
    And the actual father of my ill fated son,
    Was lots of fun too, but now he's on the run,
    Since he wouldn't stop st
  5. Terr_Mys

    Terr_Mys Jedi Grand Master star 6

    May 19, 2002
  6. KaineDamo

    KaineDamo Jedi Youngling star 5

    Mar 6, 2002
    Great song Jewels :D

    I [face_love] ya! And let's just say... your song fuelled my imagination greatly ;)
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