[Misc] Mad Zombie Posting Thread

Doh!

 

I always forget how fragile zombies really are...

 

RAAARRRGHHH!!!!

 

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Doh!

 

I think the most horrifying thing would be a zombie with a bulletproof helmet.

 

And a chainsaw.

 

On a motorcycle.

 

Maybe a Twinkie, too.

 

And a ham sammich.

 

Without ham, of course.

 

And a Diet Coke.

 

The worst part about this...

 

Is that I'm actually technically supposed to be working right now...

 

That thing that kept me at work late today...

 

Still looms over head like a bad zombie stench.

 

So I have 2 options:

 

1. Wait til tomorrow to finish it, and have to deal with somebody pestering me every 15 minutes if it's done or not...

 

OR...

 

2. Do it now, have it ready for tomorrow, and use the extra time I put in tonight to leave early on Friday.

 

Not to mention that in the "new" company, working late almost makes you a martyr. Doing it once every few weeks makes management nod their heads at you, and your peers fear you...

...

...

...

 

...as if you were not unlike a zombie.

 

A WORK zombie, at that. That's probably the worst kind.

 

Yep, probably the worst kind.

 

I'd fear most zombies, but I'd be terrified of a work zombie.

 

Ain't nothing worse than a zombie running after you with an inbox full of WORK to kill you with.