[Misc] Mad Zombie Posting Thread

Except that you wouldn't die...

 

You'd simply join the unholy legions of mindless workers slaving away...

 

...like zombies.

 

2,952 after this post.

 

I bet I can break 3K tonight.

 

But first, I really must get some work done.

 

Sometimes, I feel like a zombie.

 

Because of that, I mean.

 

Maybe zombie movies are really just metaphors for life.

 

It starts with a few...maturing...dying...having to slave away like a zombie...

 

And it spreads. Nobody prevents it -- they want you to be just as miserable as they are.

 

And so it spreads like a disease throughout society.

 

You can't escape it. You can run, but it's only postponing the inevitable.

 

Eventually you'll trip, car will run out of gas, or you'll run out of bullets, or your flame thrower will run dry...

 

And then it's over...just like that.

 

You become a zombie.

 

The only thing left is to try to maintain what little humanity you have left.

 

Most zombies don't care about that, though.

 

They're too focused on game shows, TPS reports, or being zombies to really appreciate what they still can...

 

They don't care about toys, or appreciate movies, or comic books, or cold pizza...

 

So you're left on your own to appreciate those things, and when you do, the other zombies wonder what's wrong with you.

 

SO...'tis best to be an anti-zombie zombie, and preserve what little you have left of yourself, I say.

 

Except, as a zombie, it doesn't really come out like that...

 

It comes out more like...

 

MUARRRAHHHGGHHYAAGHHHHHURRR!!!