[Misc] Mad Zombie Posting Thread

never saw 28 days. I need to i guess.

 

28 Days was the time between the initial infection and the complete colapse of civilization. Besides it wasn't really zombies as much as a contagious form of insanity. It just made people act in that completly mindless, non-verbal, I'm going to kill you way.

 

maybe there is a zombie code. known only to the undead.

<zombie takes a bite out of another zombie>

Zombie 1: "duuuuuuuude?"

Zombie 2: "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

1: "duuuuuuuuude!"

2: "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?"

1: "duuuuuuuuuuude."

2: "soooooooooooorrrrrryyyyy"

<assorted gurgles and groans>

 

Rachel never allowed me to see "28 days"...so I had to guess.

to Rachel.

So, they were a completely different species of zombie -- a still living, yet unable to care for themselves kind that eventually died, instead of a re-animated corpse.

I wonder if zombieness is contained only to humans. You never see zombie dogs or cats, or zombie cockroaches. So many after a few days a zombie would get infested with maggots and eventually just fall apart. Unless even the bugs don't like zombie flesh.

 

i never said you couldn't see it, i just wouldn't go with you.

I seem to remember zombie dogs once...

 

well maybe the stuf that keeps the zombies dead flesh going acts like a broad based anti-fungal/viral/bacterial/parasitical thing. but then they really couldnt be rotting and smelling that bad.

maybe it just allows bacteria that further the decay process while fighting off all the other stuff.

we need a few zombies to study.

 

And I just had Pinky's voice go through my head...

"Well, I think so Brain, but where are we going to get a zombie from at this time of day?"

 

zombie

 

Muurrrgghhh.

 

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

*gurgle*

 

Muuuuuurrrrghhhh...

 

Blargh.

 

makes me think of thriller...by michael jackson

 

Ooog?

 

Arrrrrrgh.

 

Oooo...

 

Rar!

 

Blllluuurrrgghhhhhhlllle.

 

P-josh...too much time, too much time on your hands. (old styx song)

 

Whew. I'm glad that's over.

I was in a con call...without a mute button.

The only way I could post was by being reeeaaally quiet. So I couldn't really type anything...could only make zombies noises.

 

Too much time on me hands, eh?

And who's sitting here posting with me...eh...EH? *points the finger of DOOM (tm) at you*

 

good thing you didnt read anything fuuny. that could have been interesting

 

Yes. The last time I didn't have a mute button, I broke a pencil and the shrapnel almost hit someone and I got smacked for screwing around. All they heard on the other side was *sNaP!* GAH! *tumble tumble crash bang...SMACK* Everyone was like, "What was THAT???"

 

Ever since, I've learned to keep my hands and feet inside the bus at all times.