Before - Legends Mischief With a Capital "A" (or how Atton looks in a thong) KoTOR Humor

Title: Humor with a Capital ?A?
Author: yuna_kenobi
Timeframe: KoTOR, approx. 4000 pre-TPM-ish
Characters: Atton, Visas, Exile, Handmaiden
Genre: nothin? but laughs
Keywords: one prank too many, vignette
Summary: what happens when the entire KoTOR II gang is fed up with Atton?s nonsense
Notes: I?m doing this for a writing assignment

Visas looked at Exile, she was dressed to kill, in both senses. ?So what do you want to do? I?ve had it with him replacing my lightsaber with a cylindrical holoprojector.?

Exile looked up from a datapad on which he was jotting down ideas. ?If shut up you will, I would come up with an idea, yes hmm.? Even with the tension in the room, it seemed like the atmosphere was a lot calmer.

Exile was thoughtful for a long time after that, and eventually his face went from a pensive grimace to a quirky smile. ?I know just what to-?


?-Do, T3,? Atton whispered. ?Here?s what to do??


Exile passed the datapad around for approval. Visas laughed and then said soberly, ?He isn?t wearing mine.? Handmaiden nodded assent.


?NO!!? Mira slammed the door. ?Over my dead body!?

Visas shouted back, ?That can be arranged.? She activated her lightsaber and jammed it into the door, and nothing happened. Handmaiden would later swear that she could hear Jizz playing softly in the background, the calm before the storm.


Exile woke after a relaxing sleep. He went to Handmaiden?s quarters and knocked on the door. He asked her if she wanted to come see Atton after his ?Improvement?. ?Sure,? she was clearly biting her tongue. ?If you want to go like that?? He looked down to discover pink polka-dot boxers. ?Atton!!?


Atton looked into the mirror to discover Mira?s skivvies attached to his body, and after wondering how they got there he yelled, ?Exile!!?

Bao-Dur would later recall that T3 had to sew his sides back on. This just goes to show, revenge is just as bad as the original sin, but a whole lot funnier.


OOC: Short but sweet
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