Misfortune (JA fanfic by Cassia), COMPLETED PEICE!!!!

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  1. Kim-kenobi Jedi Knight

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    A humour JA fanfic by Cassia, enjoy!!!!


    Single part Story COMPLETED!!!!!!!


    Title: Misfortune
    Category: Short Story, Vignette, Humor
    Rating: G - PG
    Feedback: Yes Please!
    Time Frame: 8 years before TMP. Obi-Wan is 17.
    Summary: Obi-Wan ends up in jail and tries to explain to Qui-Gon how exactly he got there. Humor


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    Qui-Gon Jinn felt his comlink buzz silently, vibrating against his belt under his robes. He ignored it. The whole reason he had it set on silent was because he did not wish to be interrupted during this crucial meeting the with the Chu'ba Governors.

    It buzzed again. And again. Qui-Gon sighed. Whoever it was was not going to give up. "I'm sorry your Excellencies," he apologized, pulling out his comlink. "Please excuse me for a moment."

    The three Governors did not look very pleased, especially the one that Qui-Gon had just interrupted, but they complied.

    Qui-Gon grimaced inwardly. Everything seemed to have gone wrong since he and Obi-Wan had set foot on Dothwyn. The last thing he wanted to do was further agitate the already upset diplomats.

    "Yes?" he said into the comlink, his voice clipped.

    "Master?" Obi-Wan's voice. Hesitant.

    Qui-Gon did not swear and that was to his credit. "Obi-Wan? What's happened?" Qui-Gon knew it couldn't be anything good. Obi-Wan would never interrupt him this way unless it was important.

    "W-well," Obi-Wan didn't know how in the world to say this. "I, that is, I didn't want to interrupt you, but they insisted I call, or they were going to send for you..."

    Qui-Gon shook his head, the Governors were stirring impatiently and the 17-year-old on the other end of the comlink wasn't making sense. "Who insisted? Obi-Wan I'm very busy..."

    "The police Master," Obi-Wan mumbled it quickly and it took a moment for the older Jedi to make out what he had said. "I've been arrested for vehicle theft and-and spice possession," Obi-Wan plunged uncertainly ahead, realizing only afterwards that there was probably a better way to have broken the news.

    "YOU WHAT?" Qui-Gon forgot for a moment that he had an audience. Quickly regaining control of himself he took several deep breaths, ignoring the blatant stares of the three Governors and their staff.

    "But I'm not guilty!" Obi-Wan quickly added. "It's all just a big mistake..." his voice trailed off miserably.

    Qui-Gon resisted the urge to groan. This whole blasted mission had been one big mistake from the start. "Where are?" the big Jedi asked with a sigh.

    ************


    Qui-Gon saw his Padawan sitting dejectedly on a slide- out cot in one of the Police Station's small detention cells. When Obi-Wan felt his Master approach he quickly rose to his feet.

    "Well Obi-Wan, we've been through a lot together, but this is probably the first time I've had to bail you out of Jail," Qui-Gon's voice held the faintest twinge of amusement. He had no doubts about his Padawan's innocence, but he was sure this was going to be one interesting story.

    "I'm sorry this happened Master," Obi-Wan looked down at his boots. "Are the Governors-"

    "Furious," Qui-Gon answered before he'd even finished. Obi-Wan winced.

    "What happened to your robe?" Qui-Gon asked, noting that Obi-Wan was no longer in the possession of the long, dark brown Jedi robe that he had been wearing when they parted earlier. "And your clothes," he noted what looked like grease stains on the knees of the apprentice's pants and there was something pinkish-red on the collar of his tunic.

    "Its - a long story," Obi-Wan sighed.

    "Let's hear it," Qui-Gon said, not at all amused. "I am quite interested in how in the Sith you got yourself in here. I thought you were going to return to our rooms to wait for me." The last statement was more of a question.

    "I was, or that is, I did, only..." Obi-Wan ran his hand through his short hair. Where to start? "You see, they pulled Jor over because the rear illuminator on his speeder was out and we-"

    "Wait a moment," Qui-Gon held up his hand. "Who is Jor and what were you doing in his vehicle? I thought you were taking the public transport back."

    "I did, or
  2. HealerLeona Jedi Master

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    Jan 18, 2000
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    You can't imagine my delight at finding another Cassia story and this time we find she not only writes incredible tearjerkers, she also has the incredible gift of heartwarming humor.
  3. epic Ex Mod / RSA

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    Jul 4, 1999
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    LOL! Great stuff! Keep more of these coming!
  4. Return of the Wattowatta Jedi Youngling

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  5. naw ibo Force Ghost

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    Mar 18, 1999
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    Cassia does humor too? What a wonderful story!! Simply delightful. If I had 1/8 the writing talent this girl has, I'd be very lucky indeed.
  6. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    cool.gif That's great!! cool.gif

    I love the humor pieces that the people around here can come up with. They're fabulous!!
  7. Celes Jedi Knight

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    Jul 8, 1999
    star 1
    Great humor. Loved it!
  8. Darth McClain Arena Manager Emeritus

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    star 6
  9. Bastet Jedi Master

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    Dec 30, 1999
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    Hahahahaha! That was awesome! Keep 'em coming you guys, cause I have no idea where you're getting these stories by Cassia from!
  10. Kim-kenobi Jedi Knight

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    I thought this was funny as well
    glad people are enjoying it

    Kim B
  11. Tenel'Ka Jedi Knight

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    tongue.gif Hey Great fic. Keep 'em coming! tongue.gif
  12. Jedi Erica Amidala Jedi Master

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    Dec 16, 1999
    star 4
    Whats this tearjerker story your talking about? please tell me!
  13. Lilith Demodae Force Ghost

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    Oct 1, 1999
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    Umm, that would be 'Lost Light' or 'Five Deaths to Die' or 'Deep in the Night'. Those are all tear jerkers.
  14. Drakh Jedi Padawan

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    May 7, 2000
    Here's my lightsaber test... what do you think?
    http://users.anytimenow.com/DrNilesCrane/Sabre_test.jpg http://users.anytimenow.com/DrNilesCrane/Sabre_test.jpg

    Matt

    MTFBWY!
  15. Batman Jedi Knight

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    Apr 19, 2000
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    dude...that seriously cool. Did you use Photoshop to do that? If so, what filter did you use. I am planning to make a small duel movie, and would like to make it as real as possible.

    Batman
  16. The2ndQuest Tri-Mod With a Mouth

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    let me guess...you're the one on the right?::)

    Quest
  17. Kitster aka Boba Fett Jedi Knight

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    I just see a picture of Obi, Qui, Ani, Amidala, etc. What is it supposed to be?
  18. Jedi Chimi Jedi Knight

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    Mar 24, 2000
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    It was a saber test. He painted the blades on the picture.
  19. lokmer Jedi Master

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    I think it's supposed to be a joke, guys.
  20. Ejan Jerthrid Jedi Knight

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    No, Chimi's right. It was an image taken (presumably) from the Insider's Guide (which has several photos that are from the set, not doctored by effects, which people have used to test their saber effects).

    Good Job, Drakh
  21. Drakh Jedi Padawan

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    May 7, 2000
    In case you doubt this, here's another one!

    Matt
    http://www.gtarling.f9.co.uk/Jedi_fight_diff.jpg http://www.gtarling.f9.co.uk/Jedi_fight_diff.jpg
  22. Darth Milarc Jedi Master

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    Apr 25, 2000
    star 4
    Awesome. Simply awesome.


    Darth Milarc
    Writer/Director/Visual Effects Supervisor
    "Dark Jedi"
  23. QuiGonJinn84 Force Ghost

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    Aug 20, 1999
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    This will sound stupid...but how do you get one of the insider guides images onto your hard drive so you can work on them? Thanks.
  24. Batman Jedi Knight

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    Apr 19, 2000
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    wow....that proves OB1 is a sith. J/k.

    did you use Eyecandy to do the glow, or is it a secret?

    Batman
  25. Xanatos 1 Jedi Padawan

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    Apr 10, 2000
    i think it was Ulead MSP
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