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Fun Misheard Lyrics

Discussion in 'Fun and Games' started by Darth Punk , Jun 30, 2015.

  1. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    this just came on t'radio. It will always be this to me since this meme
    [​IMG]
     
  2. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Beat It
    "Show them it's funny
    Show them it's right
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right"

    The real lyrics are
    "Showin' how funky strong is your fight
    It doesn't matter who's wrong or right"
     
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  3. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    I heard a song on the radio the other day, and it went something like "I think I've found myself a Jelly Hea".

    And I was puzzled. I thought he was using old English slang for a type of drug, jellies, combined with a variation of pot head, and was a little puzzled, but it kind of made sense.

    When I heard it again, I changed the radio display to show artist and song title. And it's actually Cheerleader.
     
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  4. SithSense

    SithSense Force Ghost star 4

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    "Be My Lover" by La Bouche

    Wanna beat my lover?'
     
  5. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Heard bad blood on the radio today. No misheard lyrics to report, but it made me think of Diggy. What's that about?
     
  6. LifeInTechnicolor

    LifeInTechnicolor Jedi Knight star 3

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    Garth Brooks " I've got Friends in Low Places"

    I'm not big on Sunday breakfasts
     
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  7. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    It means you're guilty about your post the other day, as you're about to move into Council Housing.
     
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  8. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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  9. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    Is Luxury the new term for 1/3 empty?

    Because I can believe I'd mishear that lyric.
     
  10. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Dunno, I was quoting four yorkshiremen
     
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  11. Diggy

    Diggy Chosen One star 8

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    I can't believe I missed that.

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Actual lyrics:

    The face and the lips tremble as it rips
    Your breath quickening as heat rushes in

    Pull harder, strings, martyr
    "Stop," you cry, "That's a lie!"
    Flush gasping; white reddening
    You smile and destroy it
    It's time that we end this

    It's our curse that makes this world so hopeless
    Allowing our king to spread his genocidal wings
     
  13. JoinTheSchwarz

    JoinTheSchwarz Former Head Admin star 9 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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  14. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    Volare - I always thought it said Oh Lardy. I still haven't gotten over the upset of learning it doesn't.
     
  15. Violent Violet Menace

    Violent Violet Menace Manager Emeritus star 5 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Destiny's Child:

    All the women, independent
    Throw your heads at Batmaaaaan


    I knew that couldn't be what they're saying, but that is still what I kept hearing every time.
     
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  16. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    I like big butts, and I kind of lie


    Bring the noise by Public Enemy

    Bass how low can you go
    Death row, water buffalo
     
  17. poor yorick

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    The Stone Roses "I Wanna Be Adored" = "I wanna be a dog."
     
  18. darkspine10

    darkspine10 Chosen One star 8

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    Chasing Cars by Coldplay:

    I said too much


    became:

    I said to Marge.
     
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  19. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Chosen One star 7

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    Where Are U Now

    Ninety-twoty ninety-two...
    Ninety-twoty ninety-two...
    Ninety-two two two two two two...
     
  20. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    A scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly
    He's also known as a bus stop
     
  21. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    sugar on my tongue by talking heads

    sugar up my bum
     
  22. timmoishere

    timmoishere Force Ghost star 6

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    "Cabo make me lose my mind."

    I thought it was a song about people vacationing in Cabo San Lucas and getting totally wasted.
     
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  23. I Are The Internets

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    For the longest time, I thought Mackelmore's Thriftshop song was about him "busting caps" because some people brutally murdered his granddad.
     
  24. tom

    tom Chosen One star 8

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    can't hear it any other way now.


    thanks Point Given
     
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  25. Darth Punk

    Darth Punk JCC Manager star 7 Staff Member Manager

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    That Spanish Jusin Bieber song

    Fajita fajita
    Burrito burrito
    Mojito mojito
    Potato potato

    Repeat

    Racist
    What?
     
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