Discussion in 'Midlands and Wales' started by F16WarBird, Jul 24, 2005.
There's no pub here.
Ahh.. so where's the barkeep?
Nice edit, Phill.
*Slide a pint of Guinness to Wendy.*
*Sips a Boddington's*
Make it a pint of Sam Adams, barkeep, and keep 'em coming!
I'm liking this palce already! Can I have a sign made please saying...."Tom's corner" so I can sit underneath it and watch you guys and occasionally make wisecracks jokes that dont make anyone luahg but a tumbleweed come past?
(think the image of doctor doom from the film has gone to my head already....n only saw it an hour ago!)
*Serves Mark a pint of Sammy*
*Throws glass of water at Tom for "making wisecracks jokes that dont make anyone luahg but a tumbleweed come past"*
* opens door, walks up to bar *
LARGE brandy and coke please bar-keep, don`t be shy with the ice!
anyone for a game of pool?
Line me up some slammers . . . . . Oh stuff it just give me the bottle, please my good man.
*Grabs a cue*
I'm up for some pool.
sweet! haven`t played for a while... (gets excuses ready )
Free drinks for all, courtesy of Jairen.
Nice one Big J...don't mind if I do....vodka red bull triple please!
And before you ask yes I do have ID but if this is an american pub I have to be 21......
This is a British pub. Phill named it. I have no idea what the drinking age in the UK is.
18!!! yes!!! throw me that bottle of vodka will you? i plan to celebrate and then proced to end up telling u i love you only then to be followed by a trip to the toilets where i will end up being for the rest of the night! bring it on my good man!
Sorry, we don't serve Englishmen.
Hey wait a second.....don't you have to have a Visa to work here.......
Hey guys....we got an illegal immigrant worker here.....lets ship him to customs!!!!
Oh great! I guess I'm going to Miami with the rest of the illegals. LOL!
The name just doesn't "do it" for me. This is your forum, shouldn't you guys and gals get to name your own pub?
yeah but you know what us British are like....by the time we have decided on a name for this place we will all be collecting our pensions with walking sticks!
Well I'm throwing in the towel and calling it a night....
thanks for the service Joe real pleasure my friend...take care of yourself and no doubt I will speak to you very soon!
*walks out of bar and stumbles*
"I am not drunk!!!How dare you arrest me!!!"
* wakes up underneath pool table *
damn look at the time, gotta be at work in an hour! where does the time go? look at the state of it in here! last thing i remember is trying to play pool. someone must have spiked my brandy!
right, in the cold light of day, as a name for our drinking establishment, how about THE RED LION, its the number 1 most popular pub name in the U.K. (sometimes i like to be cheezy ( and theres a red carpet in front of that one!!)) or how about THE QUEENS HEAD with a picture of PadmÃ¨ on the sign?
I kinda like this name, it's my home away from home.
Where's Joe at I need another drink, but something fancy this time, I had enough beer for now.
It's 2:50pm in the afternoon - It's not too early for a drink, is it?
*walks in* Jeez what did I do last night? was someone spiking all of the drinks in here?! Or is it just Joe trying to get us all in trouble?
Anyway I agree the queens head is cool with pic of padme and leia on either side of the sign......so people can come in through the prequels or originals to suit everyones taste!
Dear it must be 5:00 somewhere.
What can I get you then, my dearest Wendy?
Awww.... he called me dearest...
Well since we're having a heatwave here, I'll have a Mango-Rita, it's a frozen drink I had when I went to the Cheesecake Factory for my birthday.