Mistress Wendy's Libations

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Joe there's no need to worry I've been married for 9 years, I wouldn't even be allowed out of the house after 6 pm.

 

which one dudes? don`t want to create an international incident! used to follow the dolphins myself, many moons ago, in dan marino`s time.


here is the proper football team for you guys. *whispers* don`t tell tom!!

 

Has to be the Patriots all the way Dave !

 

I'm leaning more towards Cheltenham in League two.

 

buffalo bills it is then!

 

You know there's a term for people like you in the Philly area Joe....

TRAITOR!!!!

 

Well, I always liked the Dallas Stars from a Hockey standpoint, but since Philly is our new sister chapter, then perhaps it's time to change my allegiance.


Gooooo Philapdelphia Flyers! (Could be a better name though )

 

No, it's the New England Patriots, or nothing, and as CR my opinion doubles everyone elses...except our benevolant overseer!

Ah, who am I kidding...I don't understand American Football...Basketball, and Baseball, sure...But American Football, the only thing I can work out (or can't work out, for that matter) is how the cheerleaders manage to squeeze into those costumes...Although, I'd love to learn!

Anyway, slip me a pint of 'Sammy', would 'ya?

 

Grrrr.... why do I have to listen to you guys talk about cheerleaders!?!


*Slides a "Sammy"*

 

Hey, you're still quite the looker! You can show me your pom-poms anytime!

*waits for the obligitory slapping*

 

I would slap you but I don't think you even know what I look like!

 

Aren't you the blonde one on the Philly banner?

 

Not even close dude. Thing fiery red-head.

 

Who told me it was her? I dunno.

Oh, well, fudge it.

 

Nope sorry dude, I'm the redhead with the HUGE hat in the banner. Infact I've never met the blonde in person! lol

 

You've never met Andrea? Are you high?

 

Wasn't he refering to your ex Joe?


Andrea, yeah never met the girl!! lol

 

NO. There's only three females on our banner at the moment. Andrea, Samantha, and yourself.

Please smack yourself. Thanks.

 

I was kinda hoping you would do that for me dear! lol


BTW, almost forgot to give Happy Ninja that slap in the face!

 

I'm away for a few days and theres another pub! WE should do a pub crawl

 

I'm not crawling around this pub. Have you seen the floor?

 

*sigh* I didnt mean... Not an actual... Youve got a point. Couldnt any of you blokes have sept up while I was away?

 

* nips in while the place is empty. sweeps floor, chucks away empty champers bottles, empties overflowing ashtrays, polishes tables, washes glasses *

good as new. i`m knackered now.

* goes along the back row of spirits one at a time, puts the wrath of khan on the tv and sits in corner waiting for everyone else *

 

Well I may not be a blonde but good morning anyway.


I think I need coffee and lots of it....