Phx MJ's Theme Song

I know, I know. I'm a little post happy this week, but oh well. I was *really* bored in my mythology class, and I came up with this: MJ's Theme Song, sung by non other that MJ herself.

(Sung to the tune of "Mama's Good to You" from Chicago)


*spoken*
And now, Ladies and Gentlemen,
The Baroness of the Boards,
The Mistress of the messages,
The Youngest in the Phoenix Fan Force...
MJ Keehan Sundve!
*cue lights*
Ask any guy in the PFF... They'll tell you I'm the youngest one there... I love them all and all of them love me... Because the system works, the system called reciprocity...

*cue dancing*
Got a little motto
Always sees me through
When you're good to MJ, MJ's good to you.

There's a lot of favors
I'm prepared to do
You do one for MJ, She'll do one for you.

They say that life is tit for tat
And that's the way I live.
So I deserve a lot of tat
For what I've got to give.

Don't you know that this hand
Washes that one to?
When you're good to MJ, MJ's good to you!

*key change*

If you want my gravy
Pepper my ragu
Spice it up for MJ, She'll get hot for you.

When they pass that basket
Folks contribute, too.
You put in for MJ, She'll put out for you!

The folks atop the ladder
Are the ones the world adores.
So boost me up my ladder, kid.
And I'll boost you up yours!

Let's all stroke together
Like the Princeton Crew.
When you're stroking MJ, MJ's stroking you.

So what's the one conclusion I can bring this number to?
When you're good to MJ, MMMMMMMJJJJJJJ'ssss Gooooooooood to Yoooooooooou!

 

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

Holds lit lighter high into the air

encore encore

 

SWEET!! I wanna theme song too, now...

 

Maybe everybody should make a theme song that they have to sing at the next meeting.

 

To the tune of Billy Joel's "Piano Man"...

Sing us a song MAX REBO BAND,
Sing us a song tonight!
Well we're all in the mood for a melody,
and Han's frozen in Carbonite!


LP

 

Making us sing is evil............

Do we make up our own theme song or can we commandeer one until the muse hits us ?

 

There's nothing wrong with singing, Void, as long as you can... I wouldn't mind hearing LP sing a song.


Edit: I can only sing that song if I am in the proper costume, otherwise it just looks funny.

 

uh i know i cant sing thats why i took up an instrument (trombone)

 

It's evil for other people, I can't sing unless I'm being drowned out by the radio

 

You want to hear me sing, come to CUFF! We brought back Kareoke!

 

My theme "song" is the Fox Fanfare Brings a smile to my face every time I hear it. Of course I'm alwasy disappointed when the movie isn't SW, but that's the breaks sometimes

 

COOL MJ! Somehow those words struck a cord with me. You and I really need to meet!

Anyone heard of Hedonism...MJ's song reminds me of that. I recently discoverd in my philosophy class that I may be a closet Hedonist/Utilitarian...to my utter surprise. [face_shocked]

 

Reminds me of the movie "I'm gonna get you sucka!"

"Who's that?"
"That's my theme music."

 

recently discoverd in my philosophy class that I may be a closet Hedonist/Utilitarian...to my utter surprise.

Ya think!

 

What does that mean? Hedonist?

 

hedonism
n.

1. Ethics.
   a. the doctrine that moral value can be defined in terms of pleasure.
   b. the doctrine that the pursuit of pleasure is the highest good.



2. the pursuit of pleasure as a matter of principle.



3. indulgence in sensual pleasures.

[from Greek hedone pleasure]
hedonic or hedonistic adj.
hedonist n.


what? you think i wouldn't know the meaning of hedonist?

 

He he, join the club...

 

Good job, but I'm still younger.

 

Yeha, but I'm talking about the members who actually go to more than one meeting and post oftern...

 

Very nice. I can't sing...though I still do much to the dismay of those around me.

 

Yep, it's official. I sat down and tried to count the number of people among the PFF who I would consider Hedonists.

Let's just say I lost track.

Nice job with the definiton sideshow!

Hey MJ...so do you think you're a Hedonist or what would you consider yourself to be? Just curious.

 

Yes and no, Wenchy. I mean, it's great to have fun , but I am also (very) Catholic. But I'm all for having fun...

 

MJ: Hee hee...so I guess we could classify you as a Hedo-lic!

 

LOL. That's sounds kinda like an alcoholic. tehehe. Hedo-lic. I like it. Thanks, Wenchy.

 

No problem MJ...it's all about spreading the joy...literally!

Welcome to the insanity!