MM: Scene of the Crime: The Hot Tub

Discussion in 'Big Brother House' started by Fast_Eddie, Jul 20, 2002.

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  1. Fast_Eddie Jedi Knight

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    Well, there he is. I found him like that this morning. At first I thought he had fallen asleep in the tub, but upon closer inspection...
  2. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    My goodness, he is dead.

    //takes off his hat

    Poor epic.

    //looks around

    This must have been murder. Well, I'm sure of it!

    What terrible tragedy has happened last night!
  3. Fast_Eddie Jedi Knight

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    So what do you make of it? Can you tell how it happened?
  4. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    Let's see...

    Where's the person that was with him?
  5. Fast_Eddie Jedi Knight

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    What do you mean? How do you know he wasn't alone?
  6. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    Ha!

    This is exactly why you have always been on the wrong side of the law, Eddie, and I on the right side!

    //walks over to the table near the hot tub

    Look at this. Two glasses.

    Was it you?
  7. Fast_Eddie Jedi Knight

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    Jesus! You know me Noel! I'm not a killer!
  8. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    I meant the person that was WITH him.

    But I see.

    //inspects the glass

    I take it you don't wear lipstick, Eddie?
  9. Torrance_Northcote Jedi Knight

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    //walks in

    What's this boys? Another party in the hot tub?


    Aaaiiiiieeee!! Is that epic?! He's not.... dead.. is he? He looks so blue!
  10. Fast_Eddie Jedi Knight

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    Ah, so it was a woman who was with him! And yes he's dead. Turn away Torrance, there's nothing we can do for him now.
  11. Melody_Entropy Jedi Knight

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    *walks onto patio*

    What's all the fuss? I thought I heard a raised voice out here...

    OMIGOD! EPIC!!
    :_|
  12. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    Yes, blue. Very blue.

    //puts his hand into the tub

    Let me...

    Wait...

    This is...

    Ooo! A little one, who'd have thought...

    Anyway...

    I...

    Aha!

    //takes out a hair dryer from the tub

    Anyone care to explain how this came in here?
  13. Theresa_MacNamera Jedi Knight

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    //stumbles in

    G'morning everyone! What's going on?

    //surveys the scene and rushes to the hot tub

    Oh my god! Is he dead?! Someone do something! The love of my life! What happened?!
  14. Torrance_Northcote Jedi Knight

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    Ooh a Revlon 535. That's a very good model. But what's it doing in the hot tub?
  15. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    Wait, wait, wait!

    Stand back, everyone!

    Let me look at this.
  16. Melody_Entropy Jedi Knight

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    Noel, be careful! You could have been electrocuted!

    Poor epic... who would do such a thing??

    *starts to tear up*
  17. Torrance_Northcote Jedi Knight

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    Let's not go overboard, Theresa. It wasn't like he took you to the final dance or anything, did he?
  18. Fast_Eddie Jedi Knight

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    What?! What is it Noel?
  19. Melody_Entropy Jedi Knight

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    *gives Torrance the evil eye*
  20. Theresa_MacNamera Jedi Knight

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    //cries uncontrollably

    Noel, do something! I can't live without him!

    How dare you Torrance! Everyone knows he loved me!
  21. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    The dryer's broken all right.

    But tell me, girls, before we get a cat fight: who has been drinking a little glass with the deceased here last night?
  22. Melody_Entropy Jedi Knight

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    *crosses arms*

    You know I don't drink alcohol.
  23. Torrance_Northcote Jedi Knight

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    Oh god, as if I'd be seen in a lipstick shade like that. Honestly, Noel, what do you take me for? Some kind of hussy?
  24. Detective_Noel_Cesar Jedi Knight

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    And epic didn't bathe with hair dryers, Melody.

    And yet, this happened.

    Who?
  25. Theresa_MacNamera Jedi Knight

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    Well it wasn't me. I don't think I could ever hurt him. If I find out that one of you was trying to seduce him...

    //glares at the other girls
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