MM: Scene of the Crime: The Hot Tub

Well, there he is. I found him like that this morning. At first I thought he had fallen asleep in the tub, but upon closer inspection...

 

My goodness, he is dead.

//takes off his hat

Poor epic.

//looks around

This must have been murder. Well, I'm sure of it!

What terrible tragedy has happened last night!

 

So what do you make of it? Can you tell how it happened?

 

Let's see...

Where's the person that was with him?

 

What do you mean? How do you know he wasn't alone?

 

Ha!

This is exactly why you have always been on the wrong side of the law, Eddie, and I on the right side!

//walks over to the table near the hot tub

Look at this. Two glasses.

Was it you?

 

Jesus! You know me Noel! I'm not a killer!

 

I meant the person that was WITH him.

But I see.

//inspects the glass

I take it you don't wear lipstick, Eddie?

 

//walks in

What's this boys? Another party in the hot tub?


Aaaiiiiieeee!! Is that epic?! He's not.... dead.. is he? He looks so blue!

 

Ah, so it was a woman who was with him! And yes he's dead. Turn away Torrance, there's nothing we can do for him now.

 

*walks onto patio*

What's all the fuss? I thought I heard a raised voice out here...

OMIGOD! EPIC!!

 

Yes, blue. Very blue.

//puts his hand into the tub

Let me...

Wait...

This is...

Ooo! A little one, who'd have thought...

Anyway...

I...

Aha!

//takes out a hair dryer from the tub

Anyone care to explain how this came in here?

 

//stumbles in

G'morning everyone! What's going on?

//surveys the scene and rushes to the hot tub

Oh my god! Is he dead?! Someone do something! The love of my life! What happened?!

 

Ooh a Revlon 535. That's a very good model. But what's it doing in the hot tub?

 

Wait, wait, wait!

Stand back, everyone!

Let me look at this.

 

Noel, be careful! You could have been electrocuted!

Poor epic... who would do such a thing??

*starts to tear up*

 

Let's not go overboard, Theresa. It wasn't like he took you to the final dance or anything, did he?

 

What?! What is it Noel?

 

*gives Torrance the evil eye*

 

//cries uncontrollably

Noel, do something! I can't live without him!

How dare you Torrance! Everyone knows he loved me!

 

The dryer's broken all right.

But tell me, girls, before we get a cat fight: who has been drinking a little glass with the deceased here last night?

 

*crosses arms*

You know I don't drink alcohol.

 

Oh god, as if I'd be seen in a lipstick shade like that. Honestly, Noel, what do you take me for? Some kind of hussy?

 

And epic didn't bathe with hair dryers, Melody.

And yet, this happened.

Who?

 

Well it wasn't me. I don't think I could ever hurt him. If I find out that one of you was trying to seduce him...

//glares at the other girls