Pain I wake up slowly, painfully. I open my eyes. Blindingly bright light. I shut them again. Soon, I ease them open, letting them adjust. I look around. I'm in a car. Dodge Viper. Very nice. Or at least, it had been very nice. Now it was smashed up. The front end was crumpled against the brick wall to the left of the main gate. I notice that I'm in pretty bad shape, too. I have a cut over my right eye, and another on my lip. Thankfully I was wearing a seatbelt. I undo the belt and open the door. As I get out, an empty quart of Capatin Morgan White Rum falls to the ground and smashes. At least that explains what happened. I reach back into the car and take out my cane. Thank God it's ok! I lean heavily on it as I begin to stumble back towards the house. What the hell happened last night?????