JCC [MOD APPROVED] [PM] Post here and I'll tell you how you bite it in a JCC Battle Royale

I hope my death is sufficiently gruesome.

I just hoped I'm hugged to death.

I would prefer a corn field, orchard, or other place where fresh produce is harvested or grown.

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LET'S DO THIS.....Oooooooooooooooooooh, YEAH!!!!!1!!1!!

Did someone say boobs?

hooklineandsinker- fell into another trap set by coruscant. crushed by a boulder that had been tied to a tripwire.

horsey- glitched through the floor and was caught outside the map. had to reload the previous save game.

kiki- complained in a non-ironic fashion that this game was too much work. suicide.

katya- killed near the end of the game, a victim of a brutal betrayal by her fellow administrators.

dilb- bled out after a bite from the recently reanimated zombie corpse of slg (guys, this radiation. you don't even know.)

Oh hai

Do I resuscitate as another zombie? Do I kill more people? Do I die a second death!? These are pressing questions, man!

You are now the laziest person I know. Even moreso than that guy that always posts thread trying to convince us of how lazy he is, whose name I can't remember right now. Even more than television hosts who write shows whose central conceit is confusing self-referential scripts with actual comedy.

you say that only because you haven't read the 15,000+ words i've written for my next post.

*Sets up a Level 5 force field, and steps behind it*

Alright, do your worst...

Can there be fire involved? I like fire.

Hello, MJ.

Evil.

This one you jerk.

did you just call me a jerk?!

What are you going to do about it? Clearly not kill me in a simulated JCC-wide battle royale.

no, you're the survivor.

but the only way you survived was by having your brain transferred into the body of a dachshund. so you lived out the rest of your very short life eating your own poop and licking yourself.

Same as usual, then?

pretty much

bacon boob pizza bagels! served by arlon.

No.