Discussion in 'Community' started by Master_Jacen, Dec 28, 2011.
My extensive experience playing Grand Theft Auto and Deus Ex should will me to victory.
I hope my death is sufficiently gruesome.
I just hoped I'm hugged to death.
I would prefer a corn field, orchard, or other place where fresh produce is harvested or grown.
LET'S DO THIS.....Oooooooooooooooooooh, YEAH!!!!!1!!1!!
Did someone say boobs?
hooklineandsinker- fell into another trap set by coruscant. crushed by a boulder that had been tied to a tripwire.
horsey- glitched through the floor and was caught outside the map. had to reload the previous save game.
kiki- complained in a non-ironic fashion that this game was too much work. suicide.
katya- killed near the end of the game, a victim of a brutal betrayal by her fellow administrators.
dilb- bled out after a bite from the recently reanimated zombie corpse of slg (guys, this radiation. you don't even know.)
Do I resuscitate as another zombie? Do I kill more people? Do I die a second death!? These are pressing questions, man!
You are now the laziest person I know. Even moreso than that guy that always posts thread trying to convince us of how lazy he is, whose name I can't remember right now. Even more than television hosts who write shows whose central conceit is confusing self-referential scripts with actual comedy.
you say that only because you haven't read the 15,000+ words i've written for my next post.
*Sets up a Level 5 force field, and steps behind it*
Alright, do your worst...
Can there be fire involved? I like fire.
This one you jerk.
did you just call me a jerk?!
What are you going to do about it? Clearly not kill me in a simulated JCC-wide battle royale.
no, you're the survivor.
but the only way you survived was by having your brain transferred into the body of a dachshund. so you lived out the rest of your very short life eating your own poop and licking yourself.
Same as usual, then?
bacon boob pizza bagels! served by arlon.