Modern Family: New Episode Tonight

Recap

Be sure to get to the quotes of the night on page two. This show don't need no laugh track!

"Wait, I think I hear future Lily sending us a message from her stripper pole. 'Thanks gay dead dads, this dance is for you." ?Cam, who is reluctant to have Jay raise his daughter (favorite line of the night?)

I think so.

 

Modern Family
Episode: Phil on Wire
NEW
S03, E03

"Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria; Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope; Cameron starts a juice fast."

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TV-PG (L)

9:00 - 9:31 PM ABC

 

Loved Phil & Luke, the father and son nutbar combo.

 

Modern Family
Episode: After the Fire
NEW
S03, E08

"After a fire destroys a neighbor's home, the whole family tries to help by organizing a community drive."

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TV-PG (D,L)

9:00 - 9:31 PM ABC

 

Modern Family
Episode: Punkin Chunkin
NEW
S03, E09

"A former neighborhood resident, now rich and successful, returns for a visit; Jay thinks Manny needs constructive criticism; Mitchell questions the authenticity of Cameron's colorful childhood stories."

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9:00 - 9:31 PM ABC

 

Five Ways Modern Family to Improve for Season Three

More Ed O'Neill

 

1. Change the camera style, it's shot like The Office but doesn't have the fake reality show conceit to account for the camera.
2. Change the camera style
3. CHANGE THE CAMERA STYLE
4. More screentime for the gay couple now that Mitt Romney's said he enjoys the show. Problem, Mitt?
5. All the stuff on the Nevermind linked.

 

Modern Family
Episode: Express Christmas
NEW
S03, E10

The family puts together a quick Christmas celebration when they realize they won't be together on the actual day.

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TV-PG (L)

9:00 - 9:31 PM ABC

 

Modern Family
Episode: Aunt Mommy
NEW
S03, E15

After selling a house to Mitch and Cameron's friends, Claire and Phil plan a celebratory dinner; overindulging in drinks leads to over sharing.

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TV-PG (D,L)

9:00 - 9:31 PM ABC