Modify or Adapt Star Wars Quotes to Fit Every Day Life.*** Humor***

Discussion in 'Pembroke, NC' started by UniversalDestiny, Sep 5, 2003.

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  1. UniversalDestiny Jedi Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    This is just a fun thread to where you alter Star Wars lines to fit situations in every day life.

    For example I had an Algebra Quiz today at school.

    "Your Calculator skills are no match for the power of the Algebra Quiz!"

    "I am altering the quiz, pray I don't alter it any further."
  2. carolinajedi_00 Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 22, 2003
    My experence on a given morning...

    Me: "Hey, what happened to all the cereal?"
    Dad: "Oh, I finished it off a few minutes ago."
    Me: "Nooo! That's not true, that's impossible!"
    Dad: "Search the pantry, and you'll know it to be true."

    ^-^

  3. Jedi_Master_Kel Jedi Master

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    May 13, 2002
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    What my weekends used to be like:

    Me: What a wonderful smell you discovered?
    My wife: It's the "Force" coming from our son.
    Me: That's imposible, he's so small
    My wife: Size matters not, judge his diaper by his size, and when you should not, for the force is his ally.

    JMK
  4. UniversalDestiny Jedi Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    "Wal-Mart, you will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villiany. We must be cautious!"
  5. carolinajedi_00 Jedi Padawan

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    Aug 22, 2003
    Couldn't resist UD!
    This is one I thought up of while chatting on Yahoo! With Universal Destiny.

    I used to be a Jewlery Assoc at a Wal-Mart far, far away... this was my average day.

    -You hear that?
    -Uh huh...
    -That's the sound of a customer who can't find the layaway department. He will find us, ask where it is, come back an hour later wondering where the bathroom is, causing us to do something that will get us fired.
    -Yousa point is well taken. Wersa is da bathroom?


  6. UniversalDestiny Jedi Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    "Next time try not to loose them."
    "Yes, Dad."
    "These Car Keys are your life!"

    "But I was going to Wal-Mart to pick up some Clone Wars figures!"

    "You can waste time on your Star Wars collection when your homework is done."

  7. UniversalDestiny Jedi Master

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    Oct 25, 2001
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    In light of Hurricane Isabel hitting this area in the next few days....

    "I've analyzed Isabel's approach and there is a danger? Should I have the Cars standing by?"

    "Evacuate? In the middle of September? I think you overestimate Isabel's Chances."

    "Welcome Hurricane Isabel, I have been expecting you. You no longer need the Ocean."

    "Hurricane Isabel, only you can be so bold."

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