FF:VIC Monty Python Quote-A-Thon

*GONG!*

Bring out your dead!!!

*GONG!*

Bring out your dead!!!

Here you go.

He's not dead!

I'm not dead!

Well, he's almost dead...

Hmmm, let's see.

I'm feeling much better

*THUD!*

There you go...

Okay, have a good day!

*GONG!*

Bring out your dead!!!

 

Our two main weapons are...

 

fear suprise and a ruthless effiency
amoung our advantages are...

 

bring us a shrubbery!

 

Among our weponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, a ruthless efficiency, and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope ... and nice red uniforms.

 

I've got a bit of a silly walk.

 

This thread reminded me of a post I made a while back in another forum. It's a DJ forum and there was a thread where everyone was complaining about how bad the DJs in their areas were. It started turning in to a my DJ's worse than yours sort of thread so I posted the following.

In my day, our DJ only had Barry Manilow records and the off switch on our wireless was broken.

Yes well in my day, the DJ only had one Engleberd Humperdink record. It was broken, and he played it anyway. We had to listen to it, eat gravel and do a polka.

Luxury! In my day, the DJ didn't play a record. He just put the needle straight on the slipmat, sang off-key in to the microphone in a country twang and then made us all commit hare-kare before forcing us to do the birdie dance blindfolded.

Times were tough back then, but we were happy.

Yes, yes. Tell young DJs these days and you know what? They won't believe you!

 

Not much of a Quote but check out here

For a chuckle, if the page has updated just click back one and it *should* be funny.

 

I'm afraid I'm not qualified to confuse cats.

 

...AND ONE CHRIST!
ONE??!!?!?

It's just a scratch... i've had worse.

Nudge nudge wink wink say no more say no more!

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

-Little Jedi-
MTFBWY

 

So you've got spam spam spam sausages spam eggs spam spam spam bacon and spam?

 

It's.....

 

Hello, I'd like to have a word with you about a problem that many people, like yourself, are probably unaware of.

I'm talking, of course, about hamsters.

Hamsters, as everyone knows, are cute, friendly, furry little creatures that make ideal pets for children. They take up very little space and are fairly, very quiet.

What a delight they are to watch as they scamper round and round in their little wire wheels, exercising their little muscles -

- building them into massive, sprung-steel-pile-drivers that will one day be wielded against their hapless owners who have lavished them with munchy bits of nice green lettuce -

- and oh so crunchy chunks of garden-fresh carrots.

You don't think for a moment, do you, that these BASTARDS are going to give all that kindness a second's thought when their time comes! Oh, no!, down will come the cute, cuddly facade and we'll finally see the VICIOUS BEASTS -

- they REALLY are -

- as they TERRORISE neighbourhoods with their ATOMIC BOMBS and their HYPODERMIC NEEDLES -

That's right! I'm talking about DOPE! - the stuff that's sapped the STRENGTH of many a VAST EMPIRE - that's forced once proud nations to their KNEES!

NO, SIR!

You don't stop that sort of TERROR with a munchy bit of lettuce!!