JCC [Monument to Spam] 70,000 posts and 12 years

Spammer.

I think I need to get my glasses fixed because I read that as there is no pornographic evidence.

Congrats, Iello.

I don't know . . . some posters here can get pretty high.

@GrandAdmiralJello -- You're wonderful, etc, etc, now stroke my ego instead of your own.

JELLO!!!

... were is my gift?

Oh boy, Thanksgiving means a lot of catch-up work...

@tom - you could have at least given me a rap or something. Bah fine, here's your namedrop. It was great getting to meet you in person, and I'm amused you basically went to a Star Wars Convention for the purposes of not going to a Star Wars Convention.

@MarcusP2 - and don't forget, the man who fed you while you were in our (well, not yours) nation's capital! I introduced you to my friends, and you guys immediately proceeded to find common ground by making fun of me. See? I bring people together, break down barriers, etc!

@PrincessKenobi - Sonja, t's been great modding with you, and I enjoyed getting to meet you as well. Definitely doing the villa again next time!

@s65horsey - y'know, I've never called you Lisa. It's odd. Probably because I already know a Lisa on the JC and I don't like reusing names, as little sense as that makes. Ah well. It is odd how well we get along, despite disagreeing on most everything. I think we basically put together the ideal mod team when we ran EUC together -- built on respect and trust. More people should learn from us! As for that poster bahhhh. Maybe I'll snatch it away at some point.

@jp-30 - I am quite honored by that distinction. It was quite an epic quest arranging that meet up, I remember how texting just plain refused to function. Ah, if only I had a wifi capable phone in those days. Anyway, you're one of the cooler people here at the JCC -- and I mean the sense of basically being chill about things. Your water cooler metaphor for the JCC has stuck with me over the years and it's basically true. I definitely preferred your view of the JC as a place for friends to hang out and shoot the breeze over the doom and gloom of the decline-minded folks.

@Sith-Lord-Gunray - Amy, I've always maintained and will continue to maintain that you were one of the best mods this place had. People thought I was crazy when I suggested you, but I think it worked out well. I also continue to think that you're a great person, and don't let anybody tell you otherwise. And I say this despite the fact that most of your threads/posts really, really gross me out. I mean good grief, you're crazy.

Adam of Vincent's Evil Twin: You've changed names so many times I'm not quite sure what I think of you, so it's going to be hard to name drop you. So... stop changing your name!

@Kiki-Gonn - heh, when I saw that image pop up on my phone, I thought to myself "that looks like the Circus Maximus" -- and it was! Excellent choice. It's unfortunate that I didn't get to meet you since I wasn't at C5, but alas. We'll have to rectify that.

@Boba_Fett_2001 - Thank you! Not sure what to say, which is weird since we've been in video hat often enough. So you can claim the distinction of having made me speechless. Well done.

Kate: yeah yeah yeah! It's cool getting to mod with you, and I was glad to have met you at C4. The Fig -- those were some good times. You should come to Celebration again!

@Darth_Kiryan - Thanks!

@Jabba-wocky - fine, I'll add you to the list. Um, I've worked for Barack Obama and you haven't. I win.

@Dingo - like you've already destroyed everything dear to me, Matt. You still owe me a drink for the EUC. I wasn't able to make C5, and you couldn't make C6, so we'll raincheck for C7. You're pretty cool in real life anyway, even though you are a total tyrant online so...

DMc: Thanks!

@Suzuki_Akira - On one hand, I'm glad to have gotten to know you over the years and I'm glad that we get along a lot better than in those really rocky early days. On the other hand, you visit DC without telling me. So I guess that just makes it a wash.

@Darth_Guy - Even, for someone who was educated at the Sunny Hills Institute of Technology, you're pretty competent. Also, you should come to more JC things. In fact, I think you could be pretty personable... if you didn't frown so much.

@Havac - I will never forgive you for canon Conan. Also we should really meet some day. It would be interesting. As for ego-boosting uh ... you have a knack for making really witty posts that I sometimes envy? How's that?

@darthcadeus1138 - Damn straight!

@JediYvette - Yvy... Yvy, I'm so sorry. I am like the worst secret santa in the universe. I can't believe I've let down my Jedi friend like that. I'll make it up to you sometime. If you're ever in my neck of the woods, I'll treat you to a nice dinner or something. It'll be better than some cereal box, I promise!

@BultarSwan - Ah yes, those EUC days are full of memories. I suppose those would be my middle years on the JC -- funny how things go through phases like that. Started at Lit, then went to EUC and RPF, then stayed on EUC, then went to JCC and have stuck with it longer than any other forum, and now I'm finally getting back into Lit as well.

Hmm. You and Dave said approximately equally nice things. I call for a second round of compliments to determine who wins my favor.

No, seriously, you know I appreciate you and your friendship. Let's get drunk and commiserate over law school sometime.