More Flagrant Abuse of Power

Everyone must post in purple for the next 2 days!

There will be more

 

I refuse to post in purple!!

 

Then face the consequences

 

OOOOHHHHH im so scared!!!

 

Where is that mark up thread when you need it?

 

Just wait... I have your home number... Do you want an interesting call to your parents?

 

is this better?

 

Much better

 

what kind of call would you make?

 

where did zoo go? no more death threats or embarassing phone call threats?

 

Let's see... We could make it a call for the local Health Dept.... About that pesky infection you have

 

that is all cleared up!!!



and our caller ID would pin you in denver and make it less than believable.

 

Then of course it could be a call from a local adoption agency, to get you to sign off on that illegitimate child you fathered

 

once again, the prob with that is local. caller ID would thrash that quick.


and no matter what you do, i will not post in purple!!!!!

 

Purple only works for a few things:


Donnie Osmond's socks

Grimace

Mace Windu's lightsaber

 

Grimace

Mace Windu's lightsaber


Donnie Osmond's socks [face_shocked]

 

purple is the best color there is

 

respect the authoritay best Cartman voice I have

 

purple is gross. not even pink is as bad as purple

 

you MUST do as ZOO says, if not she may go all JSB bolistic on you

 

The Denver things works... You've been here many times

And I could just start an avalanche of ewoks arriving at your home

 

JSB????



Jedi-Squad-o-Broads?

 

Tha's right... Just check out the sig line... And heed it's warning well... We've had lots of practice, and we're not afraid to use it

 

And I have a grumpy, sick RSA on my side... Who's willing to hand out ban's like toilet paper

 

JBS