Most useless pressie?

Pants.

Next?

 

Last year I had a personalised beer mug.

With the name "Terry" on it.

Terry is not my name. Not is it even within any realm of closeness to my name.

This year I got a duvet cover. I have a duvet cover.

UKS

 

Oh dear and I thought pants were a bad gift for one with lots already.

 

I had slippers. Only because my parents hate me wearing shoes in the house. They are 2 sizes too big and are the ones with no back on the heel, so every time I take a step in these banana boat sized slip on's, they fall off.

I tried walking down some stairs in them earlier. I nearly broke my neck.

 

My most useless pressie this year was a belt-rack. I only own one belt, and I am constantly wearing it.

 

sweat-pants that were the wrong size

 

Hmm.. I got an Obi-Wan figure I already have.

 

[Queen]I got a Diamond Tiara. I already have a Diamond Tiara.[/Queen]

 

My most usless present I got has to of been the pint of John Smiths bubble bath I got. I used it, and it turns out I'm allergic to it.

 

Has an image of Yoshee in bath screaming "I'm melting, i'm melting! What a world!"

((((Shudder))))

 

What Yosh forgot to mention, was that he was drinking it at the time...

 

Lynx bodyspray, which causes a nasty rash under my arms.

Last year I got a watch that was vastly inferior to the one I already had.

 

In fine tradition I have a sweater that does not fit and the buyer has no reciept.

 

A ceramic tile with a picture of a mouse on it.

 

A ceramic mouse with a picture of a tile on it.

 

A ceramic moose with a beguiling smile.

 

my older sister got me one of them Bubblegum little machine thingies...


bubblegum was good, though

 

A kinetic noose with a fragment of a stile upon it.

 

An automatic Grouse standing on a pile of books.

 

Two foot high toast rack shaped like a wire-frame rocket ship.

Unless...it's a CD rack. Don't have any cds to put in it, no room for it, and the slots are too small for my DVDs, which I actually do need something for.

 

You think I'm joking about the tile? Alas, no. It makes a semi-reasonable coaster, I suppose.

 

Do you collect mice related things perhaps? My Nan collects Owl things, so she gets a lot of owl stuff for her birthdays and Christmas'.

 

What Yosh forgot to mention, was that he was drinking it at the time