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JCC Mother gives her baby a tattoo

Discussion in 'Community' started by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. V-2

    V-2 Jedi Master star 5

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    It's awful. Anyone who denies it, especially for the purposes of belittling a victim of genital mutilation, should feel some degree of shame.
    [face_shame_on_you]
     
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  2. George Roper

    George Roper Jedi Knight star 4

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    She could tattoo a helmet on the foreskin.
     
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  3. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    OZK, you are Freud's favorite poster by a mile.
     
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  4. Aytee-Aytee

    Aytee-Aytee Jedi Master star 5

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  5. Alpha-Red

    Alpha-Red Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I saw this topic title and thought "OZK won't be happy about this". Then I clicked and saw who the TC was and was like "oh".
     
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  6. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    Yes, and?
     
  7. Rogue1-and-a-half

    Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece star 8 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Some people around here fell down a sarchasm a long time ago and haven't been able to get out.
     
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  8. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    Actually, it's just 5.8 inches, but who's counting?
     
  9. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Closer to 8.5 inches, but who's counting?
     
  10. jp-30

    jp-30 Manager Emeritus star 10 VIP - Former Mod/RSA

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    Is that mid stretching regime?
     
  11. Darth Guy

    Darth Guy Chosen One star 10

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    It's time to get the ol' tape measure back out, boys! It's another one of those contests!
     
  12. Kyle Katarn

    Kyle Katarn Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    I used google to look for an "average size" and that's the first listing I found. Of course, modesty forbids me talking about myself in such a manner, but I'll just say that buying pants can be a real pain.
     
  13. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    You do realize that it is possible for people to think they are making sarcastic jokes about themselves while still being very obviously engaged in an attempt to exorcise a deep seated issue that is causing them psychological harm, no?
     
  14. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    I can piss farther than Kyle too.
     
  15. Ender Sai

    Ender Sai Chosen One star 10

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    But you have a maimed weenie. So it doesn't count.
     
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  16. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    Let's recap: OZK uses thread about baby getting a tattoo to talk about his penis some more.

    Yep, definitely not the sort of thing that suggests one might need genuine psychological help. Nope.
     
  17. DarthTunick

    DarthTunick SfC Part IV Commissioner star 10 VIP - Game Host

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    He'd be a prime candidate as a featured character on an episode of Law & Order: Special Posters Unit.

    :p
     
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  18. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    Won't anyone think of my penis!

    I mean the children!

    Think of the children.

    Not.

    I didn't mean the children thinking of my penis.
     
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  19. Obi-Zahn Kenobi

    Obi-Zahn Kenobi Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    Actually:

    OZK makes a thread to make fun of himself. Other posters then use that opportunity to talk about his penis some more and he participates in that conversation.

    It is other people, not I, who am perpetuating this. I started this thread as a joke, because it's dreadfully clear that many of you enjoy mocking me over the circumcision issue, and I thought that I would cater to it.

    The fact is that many of you have a macabre fascination with this topic and enjoy it, much in the way that very politically passionate people enjoy being offended by people who disagree with them and launching into opposing rants. I provide you with entertainment that you don't want to admit you love.

    I hope you enjoy it.
     
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  20. EmpireForever

    EmpireForever Jedi Grand Master star 8

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    If only you could love your penis as much as we do.
     
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  21. DarthLowBudget

    DarthLowBudget Jedi Master star 5

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    Please, as if you didn't start this thread for precisely that reaction. Its completely transparent dude.

    And for future reference, from someone who does occasionally have a sense of humour about himself (despite evidence to the contrary), your OP would be about a million times more effective without the GIF at the end of it. Way overplaying your hand.
     
  22. solojones

    solojones Chosen One star 9

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    I get that you made it as a joke. It's just that it's still a joke about your penis.
     
  23. hudzu

    hudzu Jedi Grand Master star 6

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    it's pretty abhorrent that you find an abusive mother inflicting permanent and painful damage upon her non-consenting son a humorous topic.
     
  24. A Chorus of Disapproval

    A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Malleus Maleficarum star 8 Staff Member Manager

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    That's a brilliant idea! I knew that if we stayed at this long enough, someone would eventually offer a reasonable solution. Count me in. I am willing to offer some skin for the project or to apply anesthesia.
     
  25. harpua

    harpua Chosen One star 9

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    I couldn't agree more. Seriously, they're probably the most overrated band in history.
     
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