JCC Mother gives her baby a tattoo

Discussion in 'Community' started by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Jan 29, 2013.

  1. V-2 Force Ghost

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    It's awful. Anyone who denies it, especially for the purposes of belittling a victim of genital mutilation, should feel some degree of shame.
    [face_shame_on_you]
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  2. George Roper Jedi Grand Master

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    She could tattoo a helmet on the foreskin.
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  3. solojones Chosen One

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    OZK, you are Freud's favorite poster by a mile.
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  4. Aytee-Aytee Force Ghost

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  5. Alpha-Red Force Ghost

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    I saw this topic title and thought "OZK won't be happy about this". Then I clicked and saw who the TC was and was like "oh".
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  6. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    Yes, and?
  7. Rogue1-and-a-half Manager Emeritus who is writing his masterpiece

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    Some people around here fell down a sarchasm a long time ago and haven't been able to get out.
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  8. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    Actually, it's just 5.8 inches, but who's counting?
  9. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    Closer to 8.5 inches, but who's counting?
  10. jp-30 Manager Emeritus

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    Is that mid stretching regime?
  11. Darth Guy Chosen One

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    It's time to get the ol' tape measure back out, boys! It's another one of those contests!
  12. Kyle Katarn Chosen One

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    I used google to look for an "average size" and that's the first listing I found. Of course, modesty forbids me talking about myself in such a manner, but I'll just say that buying pants can be a real pain.
  13. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    You do realize that it is possible for people to think they are making sarcastic jokes about themselves while still being very obviously engaged in an attempt to exorcise a deep seated issue that is causing them psychological harm, no?
  14. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    I can piss farther than Kyle too.
  15. Ender Sai Chosen One

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    But you have a maimed weenie. So it doesn't count.
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  16. solojones Chosen One

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    Let's recap: OZK uses thread about baby getting a tattoo to talk about his penis some more.

    Yep, definitely not the sort of thing that suggests one might need genuine psychological help. Nope.
  17. DarthTunick SfC Commish on an "All-Star" break

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    He'd be a prime candidate as a featured character on an episode of Law & Order: Special Posters Unit.

    :p
    Last edited by DarthTunick, Jan 29, 2013
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  18. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    Won't anyone think of my penis!

    I mean the children!

    Think of the children.

    Not.

    I didn't mean the children thinking of my penis.
    Last edited by EmpireForever, Jan 29, 2013
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  19. Obi-Zahn Kenobi Chosen One

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    Actually:

    OZK makes a thread to make fun of himself. Other posters then use that opportunity to talk about his penis some more and he participates in that conversation.

    It is other people, not I, who am perpetuating this. I started this thread as a joke, because it's dreadfully clear that many of you enjoy mocking me over the circumcision issue, and I thought that I would cater to it.

    The fact is that many of you have a macabre fascination with this topic and enjoy it, much in the way that very politically passionate people enjoy being offended by people who disagree with them and launching into opposing rants. I provide you with entertainment that you don't want to admit you love.

    I hope you enjoy it.
    Last edited by Obi-Zahn Kenobi, Jan 30, 2013
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  20. EmpireForever Chosen One

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    If only you could love your penis as much as we do.
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  21. DarthLowBudget Force Ghost

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    Please, as if you didn't start this thread for precisely that reaction. Its completely transparent dude.

    And for future reference, from someone who does occasionally have a sense of humour about himself (despite evidence to the contrary), your OP would be about a million times more effective without the GIF at the end of it. Way overplaying your hand.
    Last edited by DarthLowBudget, Jan 30, 2013
  22. solojones Chosen One

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    I get that you made it as a joke. It's just that it's still a joke about your penis.
  23. Master_Jacen Force Ghost

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    it's pretty abhorrent that you find an abusive mother inflicting permanent and painful damage upon her non-consenting son a humorous topic.
  24. A Chorus of Disapproval New Films Riot Deterrent

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    That's a brilliant idea! I knew that if we stayed at this long enough, someone would eventually offer a reasonable solution. Count me in. I am willing to offer some skin for the project or to apply anesthesia.
    Last edited by A Chorus of Disapproval, Jan 30, 2013
  25. harpua Chosen One

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    I couldn't agree more. Seriously, they're probably the most overrated band in history.
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