Move over Kill Bill... this is KILL YOSHEE!!!

Does what it says on the can people... the one thread where you can kill your seemingly immortal loveable CR, save all the other threads turning into a bloodbath

*shoots Yosh in the Jacobs*

Just for starters dude...

 

Not me jacobs again!!!!

 

HEY! I was just getting comfy dude! There's worse to come...

MUCH worse

Pokes Yosh in the eyes with cocktail sticks... ooooo juicy

 

GREAT!

lops of Yosh's head with samuri sword

 

Oooh, great thread!

Aaaaaaaaaaand now... the SPOON! Let's see... what part of his body would he miss most? Oh yes.

*pulls out Yosh's tongue and chops it off with sharpened spoon*

Now he can't talk!

 

Genius!

 

Ohhhh now he can't talk... that really IS genius! He talked too much anyway

*Watches Yosh slowly start to drag himself away*

*Sticks ice pick through his leg*

Going somewhere oh glorious leader?!

 

shoots Yosh in the head

Hes not going anywhere now

 

*smashes Yosh's kneecaps with a hammer... just to make sure*

 

Thats gotta hurt

 

Sometimes I almost feel sorry for him... but then I just think of how fun it is to kill him, and... yeah, well...

*grabs axe and chops off one of Yosh's legs*

 

nails fence post through Yoshee's chest


Beautiful

 

*puts a weasel inside Yosh's shirt*

Beware, she's in heat!

 

runs off to Zoo

 

brings back Elephant
watches it crush Yoshee

 

Good Nellie

gives Elephant a carrot

Wait till he gats up again

sharpens Nellie's tusks

 

**Gets up, fully healed**

Okies....... when your ready!!

**Braces self**

 

*fires Yosh out of a giant cannon into a wall of spikes*

 

Hmmmmmm that's a new one

**Dies**

 

Waits for Yoshee to free self from spike wall

CHARGE!!!

watches Nellie boar into Yoshee and parade him around on his Tusk

YAY!

 

Ooooooooooooooooooer!! This feels nasty!

**Flops around on tusk like a limp rag**

 

sends Nellie back to Zoo

Hmmmmm, Time for something different

Crucifies Yoshee on little Island surrounded by large crocodiles