Move over Kill Bill... this is KILL YOSHEE!!!

**Is scratching self**

 

Maybe laer DA

grabs metal bat and start viciously whacking Yoshee with it

 

Hey Richie, I don't want DA6 to feel left out.

Grabs DA6 and scrunches him into a ball.

Richie, Batter up man!!!!!

Throws DA6 At Richie

Go for a home run man!!!!!!

 

Oh very well

strikes DA over the horizon

Far out dude

 

is that it

come you coukld do better ?

 

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, interesting

straps DA inside a trench and pores in molten lava

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm, crispy

 

Takes the now crispy DA, fashions him into a sharp point and stabs Yosh in the foot.

Sorry again bud. Wait, no I'm not!!

 

Grabs sword

DIE!!!!

cuts off Yoshee's head

 

WOW!

Richie You ever consider anger management?

 

I haven't killed Yosh in a while... hmm.

Well, let's do an old classic...

*puts a ferret down Yoshee's pants*

Beware, she's in heat!

 

Hehehehehe

 

Richie You ever consider anger management?
Yes
But I don't think any Psychologists will ever consider giving me any

Not if they want to live that is

 

I have a lovely leather couch here if you want to take some time out and vent.
Hang on, that sounded a little weird.
Scatch that, Vent by causing YOSHEE pain.
It is safer to say that!

 

Indeed
ties Yoshee to a stake in the ground & coats him in various flammable liquids



Fires flamethrower

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, crispy

 

Takes Yoshee's ashes, and put them into a blender to make them even smaller


Ahh...this is SO fun!

 

Indeed

takes Yoshee's tiny ashes, rolls them up in paper & smokes them

Duuuuuuuuuuuude

 

Not that I encourage smoking you understand.
Its all in the name of humour.












Smoking is wrong

 

Don't Puff, It Ain't Tough!


Yeah, but its REALLY good!

 

Shocking

attacks Yoshee with stapler

 

Ooooooooh Yoshee full of staples.....
*weilds staple remover*
Now brace yourself Yosh, this WILL hurt.

 

Waaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!