Move over Kill Bill... this is KILL YOSHEE!!!

Slow? I guess more pain, but why not drown him at the same time?

Is Yoshee immortal?

 

Most likely
But thats why we like killing him, cos he always comes back.

 

Oh course, we're doing no harm!



*stupid no harm yosh never dies grr....*

 

We could try an atomic weapon

 

Interesting...

Straps an atom bomb to Yoshee's back

Thanks for the idea.

 

better clear the area
As powerful as my armour is, an atom Bomb would do it horrific damage


dashes to shelter

 

Mine can't sustain it either. My name's JV, but I have a little puny version of the real armor.

Dashes into the same shelter as Rich, and dives behind him just as the A-Bomb goes off

Wahoo! He's dead for good....I think.

See's Yoshee stumbling up onto his feet in the distance

......wa?

 

You could always try antimatter...or saturation bombing with nukes.........

BOOM!!!

 

wanders round in a daze with white dusty armour

Wow!!
Powerful stuff Atomic weapons are

 

Not strong enough for Yosh though

 

Well, they do kill him.
He just comes to life again

stabs yoshee in the head with a pitchfork

 

Pitchforks....gotta love 'em.
They must be found of farms usually, so....

drives over Yoshee in a combined harvister

 

Classy!

 

Meh! You'll have to do better than that, young man!

 

I am? Oh...

for no apparant reason, throws Yosh out of a window onto flaming needles, then crushed by 627 tons

That OK?

 

I Rule!

now crushed, clip's Yoshee's mouth to a helium pump, then lets him drift into space, popping his head

Random is fun!

 

Indeed

 

I'm the only one killing him these days!

chucks Yoshee's corpse onto Rich to make him kill him some more

 

Yawns

If I must

nails Yoshee's feet into the floor, then impails him through the head with a harpoon



ties harpoon to chain fixed to large winch, then puts winch in reverse

 

See? It cheers you up!


strips Yosh of his clothes, and fires fireworks at him, he cannot cover himself as he is pinned to the floor by Rich

 

Yosh has no clothes on!!!

runs

 

Haha!

quickly puts Yosh's clothes back on, and shoves fireworks down his pants.

 

waits for bang

 

you lot are still trying to kill Yosh??


some things never change.

*waves*