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Move over Kill Bill... this is KILL YOSHEE!!!

Discussion in 'London UK' started by Stormtrooper_fan, May 17, 2004.

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  1. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Good day to you Sb
    Good to see you again

    Would you like us to kill Yoshee for your entertainment?

    We're very good at it :p
     
  2. strangebehaviour

    strangebehaviour Jedi Knight star 6

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    um, you don't have to kill him. maybe just torture him a bit. ;)
     
  3. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    If that is your wish.

    ties Yoshee to concrete slab

    Now Mr Yoshee, you will tell me the meaning of life....or else :p

    places sharp stones under Yoshee's back and slowly decends heavy rock

    :cool:
     
  4. JunoirVader

    JunoirVader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I love your style.
     
  5. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Thank you
    I love my style to :p
     
  6. JunoirVader

    JunoirVader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    attaches yosh to a post in front of a window, then smashes the window, sending shards of sharp glass into yosh
     
  7. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    covers Yoshee in syrup then pushes him into termite mound

    :cool:
     
  8. Lord_DarthSatanus

    Lord_DarthSatanus Jedi Youngling star 1

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    chains Yoshee to vertical metal platform and activates lazer beam

    [face_devil] [face_devil]

    heats up lazer to full power and decends it slowly, melting Yoshee's head

    Be wary, it'll start to smell soon
     
  9. Yoshee

    Yoshee RSA FFUK/EUROPE, CR Emeritus: London star 6 Staff Member Manager

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    Indeed! [face_worried]
     
  10. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    ties large chunk of meat to Yoshee and throws him in river full of Pirahna fish

    Mmmmmmm, skinless :cool:
     
  11. JunoirVader

    JunoirVader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    feeds yoshee to ellbobin, who eats him very quickly

    Ellbobin Approves Of This Message.
     
  12. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    I'm sure he does
     
  13. Ellbobin

    Ellbobin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    I was hungery :(

    Covers Yosh in kitchin foil and puts him out in lightening storm.
     
  14. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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  15. Jar_Jar_Bling

    Jar_Jar_Bling Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Ties Yoshee's shoelaces together [face_skull]
     
  16. JunoirVader

    JunoirVader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    o_O

    This is brutal murder, not playground bullying.
     
  17. Ellbobin

    Ellbobin Jedi Padawan star 4

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    But yosh might trip!!! Your truly an evil menace JJB!
     
  18. Cobranaconda

    Cobranaconda Jedi Grand Master star 7

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    *Sends a plane crashing into Yoshee. No one was aboard the plane though.*
     
  19. Jar_Jar_Bling

    Jar_Jar_Bling Jedi Youngling star 3

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    But yosh might trip!!! Your truly an evil menace JJB!

    Muahahahahaaaaaaaa. [face_skull]

    When he does, I'll be there to annoyingly tap his forehead repeatedly with a spoon. [face_shhh]

     
  20. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    Meh!

    welds Yoshee to the Ground

    :cool:
     
  21. JunoirVader

    JunoirVader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    picks up a laddle
     
  22. Jar_Jar_Bling

    Jar_Jar_Bling Jedi Youngling star 3

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    Brings some hot chicken soup to the boil
     
  23. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    pours hot tar on Yoshee, waits for tar to dry, then summons steam roller

    :cool: Its a classic
     
  24. JunoirVader

    JunoirVader Jedi Padawan star 4

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    eats pizza
     
  25. SithLordDarthRichie

    SithLordDarthRichie CR Emeritus: London star 8

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    deep fries Yoshee

    Mmmmmmmm, crackling
     
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