Discussion in 'Calgary, AB' started by darth-paul-, Sep 29, 2005.
AARRRGG. It's so familiar but I can't put a name on it.
"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a doorknob out there!" - Dodgeball
"Asta Lasagna, don't get any on ya." - Mission Impossible
"Mr. Spade, I have a terrible, terrible confession to make. That story I told you yesterday was just a story."
Maltease Falcon - Took a lot of searching to figure this one out. This is Way before my time.....
"Check this ****. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!"
One of my favourite movies!!
'You are evil. And must be destroyed.'
Nope not Undercover Brother
"Check this ****. You got cracker farm boy Luke Skywalker, Nazi poster boy, blond hair, blue eyes. And then you got Darth Vader, the blackest brother in the galaxy, Nubian god!" - Chasing Amy
'You are evil. And must be destroyed.' - Steel Magnolias (Embarased I know this one!!)
"Didn't you cause about a ba-zillion dollars worth of damage? And I sure as hell ain't covering for ya"
Aha, but the bazillion dollars quote _is_ from Undercover Brother.
"Are you flesh, or are you spirit?"
"I am sorrow."
"Ahhh! Poor fish, he's probably stuffed and mounted like an inter-galactic trophy err.. or maybe he's a half living host,
implanted with their face hugging embryo babies..."
Another quote from this movie perhaps?
"Oohhh, they've given her an alien mind wipe AHHHHHH!!"
Alright... still no takers... I thought more of you had kids...
The answer is:
"Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, (cough cough), tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (cough cough), tell Scarlett I do give a damn, (cough, cough) ... (he dies, an audience applauds) Thank you, you love me, you really love me!"
"Tell me, what is the problem with Michael Jackson?"
"It's only dinner"
"Said the spider to the fly"
The Black Hole
"Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?"
"You can call me Susan if it makes you happy."
"We called him Mother Superior on account of the length of his habit."
"I should pull up the hardwood to see if there's carpet underneath."
40 Year Old Virgin.
This one's been done, but I like the movie too much not to:
Orange-whip? Orange-whip? Orange-whip? Three orange-whips.
Still one of my Favorite movies
"They should have a disclaimer that says "Do Not Operate Heavy Machinery While Watching This Show". Incredible. This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. Amazing. He has the warmth of a snow pea. He makes Mister Rogers look like Mick Jagger."
"They all had pacemakers."
"Forgiveness is between you and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
Man on Fire
And in the spirit of the holidays:
"It's Christmas Eve, it's the one night of the year where we all act a little nicer, we smile a little easier, we cheer a little more...for a couple of hours out of the whole year we are the people that we always hoped we would be. It's a miracle, it's really sort of a miracle, because it happens every Christmas Eve..."
I just love the part about stapling antlers to the mice's heads. It always make me laugh.
"That's understandable - I've only known you for five minutes and I want you dead, too. "
Makes me think back to the following movie quote, but I love the scene more than the quote!!
**** the bonus"
Wanted: Dead or Alive.
When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.
"Is this the last time I'm going to talk to my wife?"