Movie quote-o-thon

Just something to pass our time I guess


"I am a Golden God!" - Almost Famous

 

"I'm on drugs!" ~ Almost Famous

 

"Say hello to my little friend!" ~ Scarface

 

"I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your ******* head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your ******* head open again. 'Cause I'm ******* stupid. I don't give a **** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do."- Goodfellas

 

"What's this? You're wearing the shirt of the band you're going to see? Don't be that guy." ~ PCU

 

"My God. I haven't been ****** like that since grade school." ~ Fight Club

 

"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?" - Reservoir Dogs

 

Matt Damon: "MATT DAMON!" ~ Team America:World Police

 

"When a girl tells you how many guys she's slept with, multiply it by three and that's the real number. Didn't you ******* learn anything in college?" ~ American Pie 2

 

"Greg, honey, is it supposed to be this soft?"- Animal House

 

"Throughout human history, we have been dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony." ~ the Matrix

 

"It's important to have a job that makes a difference, boys. That's why I manually masturbate caged animals for artificial insemination."- Clerks

 

"Is that gasoline I smell?" - The Crow

 

"Warm it up, everything you've got. C'mon you apes, you wanna live forever?" ~ Starship Troopers

 

How do I get out of this ChickenS$#t outfit? - Aliens

 

"See this? *This* is my *boom stick*! The 12-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. *You got that*?" ~ Army of Darkness

 

"We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!""- Dumb and Dumber

 

" I will NOT calm down! This is the second time I've been hit with a severed head and I DON'T LIKE IT!" ~ Lake Placid

 

"I understand. In death a member of projct mayhem has a name. His name is Robert Paulson." - Fight Club

 

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

- Verbal Kant, "The Usual Suspects"

 

"Free will. It's like butterfly wings: once touched, they never get off the ground. No, I only set the stage. You pull your own strings." ~ The Devil's Advocate

 

"I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No ******* Section", right?" ~ American Pie

 

"Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something."- Scream

 

"You're 5 foot nothin', 100 and nothin', and you have nearly a speck of athletic ability. And you hung in there with the best college football team in the land for 2 years. And you're gonna walk outta here with a degree from the University of Notre Dame. In this life, you don't have to prove nothin' to nobody but yourself." ~ Rudy

 

"What I didnt realize until today that it was Brazini all along" Don Corleone The Godfather