Movie quote-o-thon

"Okay guys, one more thing. This summer when you're being inundated with all this American bicentennial Fourth Of July brouhaha, don't forget what you're celebrating, and that's the fact that a bunch of slave-owning, aristocratic, white males didn't want to pay their taxes."

- Dazed and Confused.

 

"AdMIRAL! THERE be WHALES HERE!

-STVH

 

"Hello? Hello. I'm lookin' for my wife. Wait. Okay...okay...okay. If this is where it has to happen, then this is where it has to happen. I'm not letting you get rid of me. How about that? This used to be my specialty, you know. I was good in a living room. They'd send me in there, and I'd do it alone. And now I just... I don't know... But tonight, our little project, our company had a very big night - very, very big night. But it wasn't complete, wasn't nearly close to being in the same vicinity as complete, because I couldn't share it with you. I couldn't hear your voice, or laugh about it with you. I miss my -- I miss my wife. We live in a cynical world, a cynical world, and we work in a business of tough competitors.

I love you. You -- complete me. I just had --" ~ Jerry Maguire

 

"And Jedi's the most insulting installment. Because Vader's beautiful black visage is sullied when he pulls off his mask to reveal a feeble, crusty, old white man! They tryin' to tell us that deep inside we all wants to be white!"~ Hooper


"Well, isn't that true?"~ Banky, Chasing Amy

 

"Who are you going to ask next?"

"Tina Wilcox."

"Ed's girlfriend... You're crazy!"

"It doesn't hurt to ask. Sometimes the most beautiful girls are the loneliest."

"That's a crock of ****!"

"I know!" ~ Jaws 2

 

Fly Fata## FLY! - Jay Mallrats

 

"Even your Buddha and your Christ had quite a different vision. But nobody's paid much attention to them, not even your Buddhists and your Christians." ~ K-Pax

 

"Ding-dong! May I interject for a second? As a Burger Shack employee for the past three years, if there's one thing I've learned, it's that if you're craving White Castle, the burgers here just don't cut it. In fact, just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers with those little, itty-bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me want to burn this ************ down. Come on, Pookie, let's burn this ************ down! Come on, Pookie! Let's burn it, Pookie! Let's burn this ************ down! Let's burn it down! Let's burn it! So you guys maybe should just suck it up and go to White Castle."

~ Harold & Kumar go to White Castle

 

"What's the Matter Pyle? Mommie and Daddie not love you?" Gunnery Sgt Hartman - Full Metal Jacket

 

"There is magic in fighting battles beyond endurance" ~ Million Dollar Baby

 

"Theres some good in this world Mr. Frodo...and its worth FIGHTING for."
-Samwise the Brave

 

"Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!" ~ There's something about Mary

 

Boards don't hit back. -Bruce Lee

 

"Man, you come right out of a comic book" ~ Enter the Dragon (Jim "Blackbelt Jones" Kelly)

 

"You think a guy who reads comics cant start some <censored>?! Huh?! C'mon I'll take all you <censored> on!!!

-MallRats

 

"We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude." ~ The Kentucky Fried Movie

 

"I cant look at them like packages anymore. I'm gonna get em out or I'm gonna die trying."

Tears of the Sun

 

"It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!"

A Fish Called Wanda

 

"Steve Perry!" ~ Baseketball

 

I've drank more beer, pissed more blood, and banged more quiff than all you numb-nuts put together


Gunnery Seargeant Highway, Heartbreak Ridge

 

"I am a MAN. I am an Anchorman."

- Will Ferrel Anchorman.

 

"Get ready, little lady. Hell is coming to breakfast." ~ The Outlaw Josey Wales

 

"I got a stage five. Virgin. Clinger."~ Wedding Crashers

 

"The cookie stand is not part of the food court.."

Mallrats

 

"How can you be deaf with ears like that?" ~ Star Trek 3: The Search for Spock