Movie quote-o-thon

Discussion in 'Philadelphia, PA' started by Padawan915, Jan 31, 2005.

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  1. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    "A Man's got to know his limitations." - Magnum Force
  2. RogueSquadronWingnut CR, The Rebellion, Rochester, NY

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    "A girls got to have her standards"

    Real Genius
  3. rebeljediknight_88 Force Ghost

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    i g2g for a series that was changed into a film

    "its the vicious circle of life Baldrik; the price hits me, i hit the cat, the cat hits the mouse and the mouse bites you on the bottom" - Blackadder

    or

    "always look on the bright side of life (whistleing)" - Monty Python's Life of Brian
  4. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "If you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it. Anything you want to, do it. Want to change the world? There's nothing to it." ~ Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory
  5. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Alejandro: Do you surrender?
    Elena: Never, but I may scream.
    Alejandro: I understand. Sometimes I have that effect.
    - Mask of Zorro
  6. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "What a waste of ammo. Must be a chick thing." ~ Alien: Resurrection
  7. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    "Get some, Get some, Get some" = Full Metal Jacket
  8. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "Be advised, I'm mean nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I could put a round through a fleas ass at 300 yards. So why don't you hump somebody else's leg mutt-face before I push yours in." ~ Heartbreak Ridge
  9. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    Why Don't I just bend you over this table and give you a "just humped the neighbor's dog look on your face" - Heartbreak Ridge
  10. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "You know... When MY father died, I spent a lot of time thinking I hadn't been such a great son. It seemed to me like I could have listened to him a little more, spent a little more time with him... I felt so guilty, you know, like he did everything for me and I didn't do anything for him. Then one day it occurred to me... that I did the greatest thing of all for him just before he died: I was there with him, and I held his hand, and I said goodbye." ~ The Karate Kid II
  11. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    [Shaun and Ed pull up to Barbara's house and sees Phil's Jaguar in the driveway]
    Ed: Oh! Hello! Who's a pretty boy, then?
    [Wolf Whistle]
    Ed: You didn't tell me Barbara had a Jag. I've always wanted to drive one of those.
    Shaun: Yeah, well, it's Phillip's, okay? He won't let anybody near it. Honestly, I put off a Mars bar in the glove box once and he chased me around the garden with a bit of wood.
    - Shaun of the Dead

    Oh man I can't get enough of this film, even the quotes have me in stitches :D
  12. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "I dunno what the hell's in there, but it's weird and pissed off, whatever it is." ~ The Thing
  13. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Ed: Any zombies out there?
    Shaun: Don't say that!
    Ed: What?
    Shaun: That!
    Ed: What?
    Shaun: The "zed" word. Don't say it!
    Ed: Why not?
    Shaun: Because it's ridiculous!
    Ed: Well... are they any?
    Shaun: [looking out the door mail slot, sees an empty street] I don't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that.
    Shaun: [turns his head, sees a pack of zombies] Oh, no, wait, there they are.
    - Shaun of the Dead
  14. veritasuk Jedi Master

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    #1: Where'd you get the coconuts?
    A : We found them.
    S #1: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
    A : What do you mean?
    S #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
    A : The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
    S #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
    A : Not at all. They could be carried.
    S #1: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
    A: It could grip it by the husk!
    S #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
    A: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
    S #1: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
    A: Please!
    S #1: Am I right?
    A: I'm not interested!
    S #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
    S #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow. That's my point.
    S #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that.
    A: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
    S #1: But then of course a-- African swallows are non-migratory.
    S #2: Oh, yeah...
    S #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
  15. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "I gotta go Julia, we got cows." ~ Twister
  16. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    "Let's show this Prehistoric Bitch how we do things downtown!" Ghostbusters
  17. RogueSquadronWingnut CR, The Rebellion, Rochester, NY

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    "If we paid you a little more could you possibly be less disgusting?"

    - League of Their Own
  18. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "They were digging, like grave diggers!" ~ The Burbs
  19. Reaper63 Force Ghost

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    "I coulda been at a bar-b-que!" Independance Day
  20. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "Freeze. You're under arrest. You have the right to the remains of a silent attorney. If you cannot afford one... tough noogies. You can make ONE phone call. I recommend Trixie: 976-Triple 5-love." ~ Farscape
  21. Stormtrooper_fan Force Ghost

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    Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: I'm on Planet 'X' lookin' for a dweeb who wears green fatigues. He wears glasses.
    [puts his hands around his eyes]
    Skaara: [puts his hands around his eyes, copying O'Neil]
    Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: He has long hair.
    [puts his hand to his head and brings it down]
    Skaara: [salutes]
    Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: And he
    [pretends to sneeze]
    Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: sneezes.
    Skaara: Ich!
    [clucks like a chicken]
    Colonel Jonathan "Jack" O'Neil: Chicken. Chicken! Yes, Chicken Man!
    - Stargate
  22. RogueSquadronWingnut CR, The Rebellion, Rochester, NY

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    Hey Ron! I'm riding a furry Tractor!
  23. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    "I feel like a Kentucky fried idiot!" ~ Rocky II
  24. F16WarBird Jedi Youngling

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    D'Argo: "Well, now I can only speak truth, and that comes as good and bad news."

    Crichton: "All right, give me the bad news first."

    D'Argo: "The bad news is that you're married, and you must endure as a statue for eighty cycles in a strange world."

    Crichton: "What's the good news?"

    D'Argo: "Chiana and I are having fantastic sex." ~ Farscape
  25. RogueSquadronWingnut CR, The Rebellion, Rochester, NY

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    "If I wore pants like that I'd have to kick my own a##"
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