Movie quote-o-thon

Colonel Sink: "Kids, I just had a conversation with General LeClerc. He told me he was first into Paris, and by God, he wanted to be first into Berchtesgaden. I told him I understood his point. Now you fire up Second Battalion and out flank that French sonofabitch!" ~ Band of Brothers

 

Adama: "Good morning, Starbuck, what do you hear?"

Starbuck: "Nothin' but the rain."

Adama: "Grab your gun and bring in the cat."

Starbuck: "Yes sir."

~ Battlestar Galactica (2003)

 

"Look at it this way. Considering the type of people you are and the environment you're in, you have to admit the strong possibility this may be the only chance you ever have in your entire lives... to have sex." ~ Real Genius

 

"(laughing) Youknew Marcus Arelius?"

"I didn't say I knew him, I said he touched me on the shoulder once!"- Gladiator

 

"Shadows and dusssssttt"

 

"Somewhere out there is the greatest hunter in all of history...and the second greatest is just dying to meet him"

Lost World.

 

"War,........It's Fantastic!" Hot Shots: Part Due

 

"Marty, find out where the police are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."

~ Tommy Boy

 

"Dude...Where are your Ears?"
-Johnny Storm

 

"You can't really dust for vomit." ~ This Is Spinal Tap

 

Col. Tigh: "Starbuck. Now there's a call sign. Starbuck. Starbuck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck, buck. Where'd you get that nickname, anyway? Was that before you were thrown in the brink as a cadet for drunk and disorderly or after?"

Starbuck: "After."

Col Tigh: "After. That's right. It was after."

Starbuck: "How's the Wife?" -Battlestar Galactica (2003)

 

Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing life's gristle,
Don't grumble,
Give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistle]

If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle.
That's the thing.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistle]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistle]

For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...

Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistle]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistle]

Life's a piece of ****,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke it's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...

Always look on the bright side of life.
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistle]

Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistle]


or this http://www.mwscomp.com/sounds/mp3/brghtsd.mp3

 

"What was it we had for dinner tonight?"

"Well, we had a choice of steak or fish."

"Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna." ~ Airplane!

 

"Prepare to fast forward! Preparing to Fast Forward! FAST FORWARD! Fast Forwarding Sir!"

-Spaceballs

 

"Mike Waszowski" ~ Monsters Inc.

 

"Women love me. But you know that." ~ Innerspace

 

"Get to dee choppa!!"

-Predator

 

YOu wanna run this ship?

YES!

Well..... you can't

Serenity

 

"I was just nowhere near your neighborhood."

"What took you so long?" ~ Singles

 

"Thats a Fact JACK!"

-Stripes

 

"Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore." ~ Napolean Dynamite

 

"Dont thank me. Thank Penicillin."
-Van Wilder

 

"By night's end, I predict me and her will interface." ~ Sixteen Candles

 

Commander Adama: "You Told me they'd get a fair trial, what kind of a trial could they possibly have had?"

Admiral Cain: "I assure you I heard them out; I weighed their statements against those of the guards and I took into consideration their service records and comendations. It was a difficult decision Commander, but I dare say it was a fair one."

Commander Adama: "They have the right to have their case heard by a Jury."

Admiral Cain: "I am a flag officer on detached service during a time of war; regualtions give me broad authority in this matter."

Commander Adama: "(puts hand to phone reciever) Launch the fighters, (takes it off)... You can quote me whatever regualtion you'd like, I'm not going to let you execute my men!"

Admiral Cain: "I highly suggest you reconsider that statement Commander"

Col. Fisk: "Admiral, Galactica'slaunching Vipers and a Raptor."

Admiral Cain: "Commander, why are you launching Vipers?"

Commander Adama: "Please Arrange for Chief Tyrol and Lt. Agathon to be handed over to my marines as soon as they arive."

Admiral Cain: "I don't take orders from you!"

Commander Adama: "Call it whatever you like, I'm getting my men."

Admiral Cain: " You are making sucha mistake!"

Commander Adama: "I'm getting my men!" (hangs up phone)

Admiral Cain: "Action Stations!"

Col. Fisk: "This will spiral out of control fast!"

Admiral Cain: "Launch the alert Vipers! Adama has taken this over the line. He's left me with no choice; launch the alert Vipers."

~Battlestar: Galactica Summer Finale; Episode 210: Pegasus

 

"This is your Captain, We are about to experience Turbulence, and then Explode"

"I don't wanna explode"