Movie quote-o-thon

"Dude, I don't even know where the **** I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since."

~ Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle

 

"Did you hear O'Bannion flunked again?"
"What a dumb****!"

- Dazed and Confused.

 

You mean I'm gonna stay this color? - Steve Martin in The Jerk

 

"What? What did you say?" Clouseau
"Nothing." Ponton
"You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you!" Clouseau

The Pink Panther
P.S. I know.. Not as good as the original.. But still funny

 

"The Question is not how far. The question is, do ye have the constitution and depth of faith...te go as far as is needed." The Duke Boondock Saints

Finally get a chance to chime in on the boards and I pick the odd ball stuff to comment on

 

"My girlfriend's sucked 37 *****!"
"In a row?"


~ Clerks

 

**** off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

Fight Club

 

"I Killed you ten minutes ago" ~ V for Vendetta

 

"You may play a tough guy for your gangster friends, but you don't get nothing past me, you lace-curtain Irish ****** p****! "


~ the Departed

 

"I know. I know you can fight. But it's our wits that make us men."

~ Braveheart