Movie quote-o-thon

"I found the guys that did this to you...and I've taken care of it. It was strange...it was like we were back in 'Nam. It didn't matter whether it was right or wrong...I just did it."

- John Eastland(Robert Ginty), "The Exterminator"

 

"If he's in indo china, I want a n***a in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his a*s!"- Marcelus, Pulp Fiction

 

Judah Ben-Hur: Almost at the moment he died, he said, "Father forgive them, for they know not what they do."
Esther: Even then...
Judah Ben-Hur: Even then, and I felt his words take the sword from my hand!

~ Ben Hur

 

"I HAVE HAD E-NOUGH OF YOU!"- Captain Kirk; Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

 

"Welcome to slavery."
"No thanks...I already have a wife."

- Santanico Pandemonium(Salma Hayek) and Seth Gecko(George Clooney), "From Dusk Till Dawn"

 

"If I can go that distance, you see, and that bell rings and I'm still standin',
I'm gonna know for the first time in my life, see, that I weren't just another bum from the neighborhood." ~ Rocky

 

"You know, they can teach you a lot of things about being a cop except how to live with a mistake."

- Sgt. Al Powell(Reginald VelJohnson), "Die Hard"

 

"Lena. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry I left you at the hospital. I called a phone-sex line... I called a phone-sex line before I met you, and four blond brothers came after me and they hurt you, and I'm sorry. Then I had to leave again because I wanted to make sure you never got hurt again. And I have a lot of puddings, and in six to eight weeks it can be redeemed. So if you could just give me that much time, I think I can get enough mileage to go with you wherever you go if you have to travel for your work. Because I don't ever want to be anywhere without you. So could you just let me redeem the mileage?"- Punch-Drunk Love

 

"Now there's another thing I want you to remember. I don't want to get any messages saying that we are holding our position. We're not holding anything. Let the Hun do that. We are advancing constantly and we're not interested in holding onto anything except the enemy. We're going to hold onto him by the nose and we're going to kick him in the ass! We're going to kick the hell out of him all the time and we're going to go through him like crap through a goose!" ~ Patton

 

"Oh man! How'd you get the beans above the frank?"- There's Something About Mary

 

Cut the horse****, son. I've got their disciplinary files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of fizzies into the swim meet? Who delivered the medical school cadavers to the alumni dinner? Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear. Every spring, the toilets explode.

You're talking about Delta, sir.

Of course I'm talking about Delta, you TWERP!

~ Animal House, in memory of Dean Wormer, R.I.P

 

"As though we were made for each other... Beauty and the Beast. Of course, if anyone else calls you beast, I'll rip their lungs out."- Batman

 

Reed Rothchild: "Have you seen that Star Wars movie?"
Eddie Adams: "Yeah, I've seen it four times."
Reed Rothchild: "You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo".

~ Boogie Nights

 

"Now get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up!" - The Wedding Singer

 

"We must also be concerned about the potential for embarrassment."
"Oh, pardon me. I didn't realize that four black guys in a bobsled could make you blush."

- British Alliance Member(Christopher Gaze) and Irv Blitzer(John Candy), "Cool Runnings"

 

"Figuring things out for yourself is the only freedom anyone really has. Use that freedom."

- Jean Rasczak(Michael Ironside), "Starship Troopers"

 

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[Referee skates over to Steve Hanson during the playing of the National Anthem]
Peterboro Referee: "Got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you're out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I'll suspend ya."
Steve Hanson: "I'M LISTENING TO THE ******* SONG!!!"

~ Slapshot

 

"This is pure snow! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?"- Better Off Dead

 

"That's because I have my axe Inbeded in his nervous system!"- Gimli; The Two Towers

 

"If you see that guy, kick him in the balls!"- Dead Man on Campus

 

"No more yanky my wanky - the Donger need food!" ~ Sixteen Candles

 

But why is the rum gone? ~ Pirates of the Caribbean

 

"I see Dead people."-Scary Movie or Sixth Sense (you pick).

 

"Can I ask a practical question at this point? Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow night?" ~ This is Spinal Tap

 

What the **** is the Internet? ~ Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back