Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Discussion in 'Star Wars Community' started by Tornado Wrangler, Jan 30, 2014.

  1. Tornado Wrangler Jedi Padawan

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    So here's the idea: take a quote or conversation from a non-Star Wars movie and humorously apply it to a Star Wars character at a specific time. It can be word for word or you can change some words to adapt it to Star Wars. It's a little tougher and takes a little more thought, but fun for those that are up to the challenge.

    (Got the idea from another thread when we started attributing lines from the Big Lebowski to Han's situation with Jabba.)

    Here's one to start off -
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    Quote source: Ghostbusters.
    Applied to: ROTJ

    C3PO: "It's against my programming to impersonate a deity."
    Han: "3PO, when someone asks if you are a god, you say YES!"
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  2. Darth Nerdling Jedi Grand Master

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    Jar Jar as Donnie from "The Big Lebowski,' and Qui-Gon as Walter Sobchack from "The Big Lebowski."

    Jar Jar: Was'n dat? Hey wait! Oh, mooie-mooie! I love you!
    Qui-Gon: Shut the **** up, Jar Jar!

    Jar Jar: How rude.
    Qui-Gon: Shut the **** up, Jar Jar!

    Jar Jar: Ee gats, whassa meesa sayin'?
    Qui-Gon: Shut the **** up, Jar Jar!

    Jar Jar: Hayo Dales, Cap'n Tarpoles. Meesa back!
    Qui-Gon: Shut the **** up, Jar Jar!

    Jar Jar: This is nutsen! Ooh, gooberfish.
    Qui-Gon: Shut the **** up, Jar Jar!

    This continues with every Jar Jar line in "The Phantom Menace."

    BARDAN EDIT: You have to star out the entire banned word
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  3. Garra Jedi Youngling

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    Obi-Wan-Kenobi: Anakin, we will do as the council instructs

    Anakin: (dirty dancing) Nobody puts baby in a corner.
  4. Tornado Wrangler Jedi Padawan

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    Gotta do another Big Lebowski.

    Quote from Walter, adapted by replacing "Larry" with "Jabba" and the inappropriate line with, well, just read.

    -As Leia is choking Jabba-

    Leia (shouting): "You see what happens, Jabba?" *pulls chain* "You see what happens?" *pulls chain* "This is what happens, Jabba, when you put a princess in a metal bikini." *pulls chain tight as Jabba dies**
  5. Darth Nerdling Jedi Grand Master

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    Good job! I was trying to figure out how to use that dialogue, but I couldn't crack it!
  6. Barbecue17 Jedi Knight

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    Leia kisses Luke on Hoth while he's recooperating. Chewie groans. Han looks stunned. C-3PO looks at the camera and says:

    C-3PO: I'd buy that for a dollar!
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  7. plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master

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    Another Big Lebowski paraphrase...

    Darth Vader to Luke in ESB: Sith! **** me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of the Dark Side, Luke, at least it's an ethos.
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  8. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Another Big Lebowski, in honor of Phillip Seymour Hoffman....

    Han "You must be Leia?"
    Leia "I'll **** your **** for a thousand credits"
    Luke "Hahaha we're all very fond of her, very free spirited"
    Leia "Luke can't watch though, or he has to pay $100"
    Luke "Haha...that's fabulous"
    Han "...I'll just go find a cash machine..."
  9. Barbecue17 Jedi Knight

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    Jabba: That carbonite block really tied the room together.
  10. Sarge Chosen One

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    Hullo, I am Luke Skywalker. You are my father. Prepare to be redeemed.
  11. anakinfansince1983 Nightsister of Four Realms

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    Awesome idea, I am going to have so much fun with this.

    I posted this one already in the CT forum thread on "maintaining control without the bureaucracy."

    Tarkin as Colonel Jessup:

    "Son, we live in a world with planets, and those planets have to be guarded by Death Stars. Who's going to do it, you? You, Admiral Motti? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Alderaan and you curse the Empire. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Bail Organa's death, while a tragedy, probably saved lives. And my existence, be it grotesque, and incomprehensible to you, probably saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that Death Star, you need me on that Death Star. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to people who eat and sleep under the protection that I provide and then question the manner in which I provide it. I'd rather you just said "thank you" and went on your way."

    Han Solo as Doc Brown, flying away from Tatooine being chased by Imperials:

    "If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits light speed, you're going to see some serious ****."

    Luke would actually make a good George McFly:

    "Last night, Darth Vader came down from the Cloud City of Bespin and told me that if I didn't join him, he'd melt my brain."

    Old Ben: "You will go to the Dagobah system. There you will learn from Yoda, the Jedi Master who instructed me."
    Luke: "But what if Yoda sees me using the Force and doesn't like it? What if he says I'm no good? What if he says, 'Get off the planet, kid, you're a loser like your old man'? I don't think I could take that kind of rejection."

    Han Solo as Jack Burton, flying into the asteroid field:

    "I feel pretty good. I'm not, uh, I'm not scared at all. I just feel kind...kind of invincible."

    Or on the Death Star:

    Leia: "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
    Han: "It's like I told my last wife, I said honey, I never fly faster than I can see. Besides, it's all in the reflexes."
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  12. Barbecue17 Jedi Knight

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    I love the Han and Jack Burton mash-up. Those two guys would be hilarious hanging out together.

    Han: When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall Wookie grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the cantina wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Han Solo always says at a time like that: "Rawwrrgghhhh?" "Yessir, the check is in the mail."
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  13. Darth Nerdling Jedi Grand Master

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    Kurt Russell actually tried out for Luke, so it was pretty close to being a reality.
  14. ColemanKcajFTW Jedi Knight

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    Tarkin and Leia on the Death Star

    Leia: No you can't! Alderaan is peaceful, we have no weapons-
    Tarkin: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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  15. CoyStags Jedi Youngling

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    Luke (after falling into the rancor pit):What we've got here is failure to communicate.
  16. Darth Downunder Chosen One

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    Luke "My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
    Vader "No, I am your father"
    Luke "That's not true, that's impossible. My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die"
    Vader "Search you feelings, you know it to be true"
    Luke "NOOOOOoooooooooooo"
  17. plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master

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    Luke: NOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo
    Darth Vader: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
  18. Tornado Wrangler Jedi Padawan

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    Also in memory of PSH: from Twister.

    OLD LADY: My bones are aching...storm's coming on, Annie. You'd
    better get home quick.
    ANAKIN : (to QUI-GON) Do you have shelter?
    QUI-GON : We'll head back to our ship.
    ANAKIN : Is it far?
    PADME : On the outskirts.
    ANAKIN : You'll never reach the outskirts in time...sandstorms are very,
    very dangerous. Especially the suck zone. It's the point - basically when the sandstorm... sucks you up. That's not the technical term for it, obviously.
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  19. plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master

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    Again from the Princess Bride:

    Palpatine: Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war on Hoth," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sith when DEATH is on the line!" [He laughs hysterically, but suddenly freezes mid-laugh and dies; the Man in Black removes Vader's mask.]
  20. I Are The Internets Force Ghost

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    (Luke is hiding from Vader in the Throne Room)

    Vader: Ah you think the light side is your ally? You merely used the light. I was born in it! Molded by it. I didn't join the dark side until I was already a man, but it was nothing to me but disembowelment.
  21. Minez01 Jedi Master

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    Obi: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground."
    Vader: "You underestimate my power!"
    Obi: *Sigh* "Some ************* are always trying to ice skate uphill."
    *Dismembers Vader*

    (Blade).

    BARDAN EDIT: You have to star out the entire banned word.
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  22. Tornado Wrangler Jedi Padawan

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    Let's take a bit from Three Amigos.

    Emperor: Would you say I have a plethora of star destroyers?
    Vader: A what?
    Emperor: A plethora . . .
    Vader: Oh, yes, you have a plethora.
    Emperor: Lord Vader, what is plethora?
    Vader: Why, my master?
    Emperor: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
    Vader: Forgive me, my master. I know that I, Lord Vader, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?


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    P.S. If anyone can think of a better name for this . . . thing . . . than "Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars". Please offer your suggestion.
  23. Sarge Chosen One

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    One does not simply walk into Detention Block AA-23.
  24. plaidphoenix Jedi Grand Master

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    Have fun storming the Detention Block.
    Think it'll work?
    It would take a miracle.
  25. VadersLaMent Chosen One

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    The chain in those binders is made if high tensile durra-alloy. It'd take you ten minutes to hack through it with this vibroblade. If you're lucky, you can hack through your ankle in 5 minutes. *drops blade and takes off in landspeeder*