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Jabba: [Mr. Skywalker, you persist in defying my efforts to provide an amusing death for you.]
From Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Palpatine to Dooku:
"Sorry, old apprentice, but it's Emperor time."
Tarkin: Well, I can't say the years have been particularly kind to you, Mr. Skywalker.
Vader: No, not Skywalker. That man is dead. It's Vader now. Darth Vader... and he will have his revenge.
Han: We did it. We have the princess and the farmboy. We're heroes.
Chewbacca: *translated* Well, it's too late to save this movie.
*Han and Chewie laugh*
(from Muppets Treasure Island)
"The armies of the galaxy are mine to command, just as the univers is mine for the taking, just as I shell conquer death himself.
For I am Emperor Palpatine, Darth Sidius the Imperishable, and all eternity shell bow before my will!"
"There will be no escape, no blessed oblivion. I can end your life as easily as I can extinguish a candle, and before your corpse is cold, I can reach out and grasp your soul. You will be my slave for all eternity, and I shell laugh at your pain.
Such is the power of Palpatine."
Palpatine: And why should the galaxy listen to you?
Luke: Because unlike some certain other Jedi, I can speak with a Coruscanti accent.
Galen Erso: I would rather die than help you!
Orson Krennic: Oh, don't be boring. Everyone that says that dies.
General Veers: A tauntauned to kill the Emperor's dare. *winces* He dared to kill the Emperor's tauntaun.
Luke: And this is a crime?
General Veers: One punishable by death, where have you been?
Luke: Off in the Rebellion, although my uncle couldn't get me into the Imperial guard.
Obi-Wan: I'm not dead yet!
Luke: We have General Kenobi. That has to count for something.
Obi-Wan: The Emperor has yet to reveal his deadliest servant. The one they say no living Jedi can kill. Darth Vader. He is the Lord of the Sith, and Mustafar is his lair.
Cade Skywalker [holding his father's lightsabre]: At last! My arm is complete again!
Daala: Everyone knows that the Mon Calamari are the intellectual puppets of the New Republic.
Admiral Ackbar: Your men did attack Dantooine. Your mean did kill Gantoris's friends. Do you deny these events?
Daala: We deny nothing. We have the right to preserve our Empire.
Admiral Ackbar: Do you have the right to commit murder?
"Wait til they get a load of mesa."
"Yousa be wantin to know how mesa gotten dese scars?"
"Mesa just be wantin to see worlds burnin."
"Yousa want to see mesa maken dis lightsaber disappear?"
Obi-Wan's Ghost: You won't find him here. The Jedi has returned.
Leia: I can't believe it. He's gone back.
Han: What's going on here?
Leia: He's gone back to challenge his father.
Lando: Who's got a father?
Leia: The ghost...
Lando: The ghost is his father?
Leia: No, Luke has gone to challenge his father on the Death Star for the future of the Rebellion.
Han and Lando (in unison): Oh
Palpatine: At last, you know what it means to hate. Now you're ready to be a Sith.
Luke: My hate will die with you.
Han: Speaking of names, I know a Duros with an artificial leg named Smith.
Lando: What's the name of his other leg?
Han: We're lucky. If they don't chase you after a mile, they don't chase you.
(Han rounds the corner to see more stormtroopers waiting for him)
Han: Maybe it's two miles ...
Brakiss: No one asked you for your opinion, you filthy little Rebel.
Ackbar: "I suppose you are wondering why I called you here?"
Wedge: "Honestly, Admiral, after all these years I just go with it."
Doctor Aphra: Dr. Antilles. Again, we see there is nothing you can possess which I cannot take away. And you thought I'd given up.
(After Luke bumps into Ponda Baba):
Luke: I'm sorry. It was an accident, I didn't mean to step on your... whatever that is.
Sidious: So, you took care of him, did you? Dead as a door handle, I believe those were your precise words!
Needa: This may be a different Luke Skywalker.
Ozzel: Yeah, Luke is a very popular name.
Needa: Remember a few years ago when all the boys were named Han and the girls Mara?
Luke: First rule of being a Jedi: Concentrate!
(Kyp nearly hits him with lightsaber throw)
Luke: Second rule of being a Jedi: Aim!!
Han: Rule Number One: Always listen to Han. Rule Number Two: Stay on the path. Rule Number Three: He who doesn't have credits, travels in the cargo hold.
Leia: We should all get our heads examined.
Han: That's Rule Number Four.