Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Grievous: Jedi? Jedi? What kind of a galaxy do we live in when a man dressed up in brown robes gets all of my press? This galaxy needs an enema.

 

Luke: My name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die!

 

Lando: You people have issues
Luke: Of course I have issues *points at Vader* THAT'S MY FREAKING FATHER!

 

Dooku (seeing the Jedi on Geonosis): "Punctual, very punctual, even for their own funerals. Droids, kill the Jedi."

(from Batman Forever)

 

Palpatine: Let's see if you bleed green!
Xizor: Sheev! I don't think it's me you really want to kill. That'd be too easy for someone as sophisticated as you. But Skywalker ... Now, there's a challenge! Kill the Jedi! Sounds like a good idea!
[Palpatine feigns modesty]
Xizor: But have you thought it through? A few lightning bolts hit home, a quick splash of blood, and then what? Wet hands ... post-homicidal depression. Why not humiliate him first? Yeah. Expose his frailties. Then when he is at his weakest - crush him! I see that ... sparkle in your eyes. I can help you get Skywalker. That is, if you'll spare my life for just a few moments.

 

Hux: I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

(After retrieving Quinlan from a Nal Hutta den of iniquity)
Obi-Wan: We were in the nick of time! You were in great peril.
Quinlan Vos: I don't think I was.
Obi-Wan: Yes you were, you were in terrible peril!
Quinlan Vos: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Obi-Wan: No, it's too perilous.
Quinlan Vos: But it's my duty as a Jedi to sample as much peril as I can!
Obi-Wan: No, we've got to find Ziro The Hutt. Come on!
Quinlan Vos: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Obi-Wan: No. It's unhealthy.

 

Mace Windu: Pay no attention to Anakin. We purposely trained him wrong...as a joke.

 

Imperial Guardsman: The Great Palpatine has spoken! Pay no attention to that Guardsman behind the holoscreen!

 

Luke: Who hasn't heard of Yoda?
Leia: Yoda the wise.
Han: Yoda the all powerful.
Yoda: Please. Plain Yoda I just am.

 

Obi-Wan Kenobi: I watched you die.
Qui-Gon Jinn: I told you I was one with The Force.

 

Vader: The dark side is balance. You burned my body and left me for dead. Consider us even.

 

Han Solo: sort of a cross between piss yella and puke green ain't it?

 

Palpatine: Watch closely, Vader. This is how you kill a Jedi.
- Princess Mononoke/Mononoke Hime (1999- dub, 1997-original)

 

This is more TV than movie (inspired by a digression in the Lit forum):

Phasma: I am making notes, Captain Dameron, and your name will go on the list; and when we win the war you will be brought to account.
Captain Poe Dameron: You can write what you like; you're not going to win this war!
Phasma: Oh yes, we are.
Captain Poe Dameron: Oh no, you're not.
Phasma: Oh yes, we are!
Rey: Whistle while you work, Kylo is a twerp. He's half-barmy, So's his army, Whistle while you w-
Phasma: Your name will also go on the list. What is it?
Captain Poe Dameron: Don't tell her, Rey!
Phasma: "Rey!"

(Later)

Phasma: When we arrive at The Supremacy, you will be MY prisoners. And then ... we shall examine the list!

EDIT: Apparently I used this once before back on page 20, two years ago. Still funny though.

 

Tarkin: Wasn't your... didn't your scars used to be on the other side?
Palpatine (glaring at Tarkin): I have a scar?

 

Count Dooku: So it's come to this, has it? A fight to the death, being to being, Jedi to Jedi, just you and me ... and my GUARDS!

 

Cindel Towani: You know what they say? They say a Jedi can't be killed. They say they wield lightning as swords. They say..
Shala: I say, you're full of poodoo, Towani. Oh, and uh... you can quote me on that. [flicks his death stick at her]
Cindel Towani: Shala, is there a Jedi Knight in Courkrus City? And if so, is she on the police payroll? And if so... what's she pulling down, after taxes?

 

Tarkin: You underestimate me, Princess Leia ... For a time I considered sparing your wretched little planet Alderaan. But now you shall witness... its DISMEMBERMENT!

 

Inspired by Iron_lord in the EU ABC Game

"There is no Dalla, there is only Suul."

 

Darth Maul: Oh, Mother Talzin! Fold your dark arms about me. Protect me in your black embrace. I sit alone, an impotent exile, whilst this form, this presence, returns to torment me!

 

Mother Talzin: I'll get you, Ahsoka- and your little droid too!

 

"Hail, Skywalker. The wicked Sith is dead!"

 

From Avatar: The Last Airbender:
(On Geonosis)
Ezra: "It's so dark down here, I can't see a thing."
Kanan: "Oh no, what a nightmare."
Ezra: "Sorry."

 

my bold for easier read