Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Obi-Wan: You're not Darth Vader. I watched him die.
Vader: But is he not immortal. Aren't his methods of the dark side?
Obi-Wan: Or cheap parlor tricks.
Vader: Someone who dresses up as a hermit wouldn't begrudge me my own dual identity?

 

From Bolt:
The Seventh Sister: “You may have won today, Bridger, but in the end, we will get your little Tano.”
Ezra: “Not likely, inquisitor, for you've chosen to follow the path of evil. Ultimately, it will destroy you, along with your fiendish puppet master!”
The Fifth Brother: “Wow!”
The Seventh Sister: “I know, right? Okay, watch this. She’s a goner, Jedi. Darth Vader has a plan, and soon, he will execute it.”
The Fifth Brother: “Yeah, and then he will execute her.”
The Seventh Sister: “Nice.”
Ezra: “I would lightsaber-slice you both back into the hole you crawled out of, but I need you alive because I've got a little message for you to take back to Darth Vader. You tell him his old friend Ezra said he better-”
The Seventh Sister: “Is it long?”
Ezra: “Is what long?”
The Seventh Sister: “The message. Is it a long message? Because I have a horrible memory.”
Ezra: “Yeah, I’ll make it brief, all right? You tell him I said I'm gonna-”
The Seventh Sister: “You know what? Why don't we do this? You remember the first half of the message, and then I'll remember the second, and then we can pass it on to Darth Vader together.”
Ezra: “Now, I don't care how the message is translated, all right? Just do it, okay? Tell Darth Vader that I will not sleep, I will not rest until Ahsoka is safe from his evil clutches. You tell Darth Vader that reckoning-”
The Seventh Sister: “Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Way too many words. I was, like, "What?” And then I was, like, "Huh?" And then, well, I got a little bored and...something about clutches? Anyway, I'll do my best. Ciao.”
The Fifth Brother: “By the way, huge fan. Love it, love you. Gotta go. Thank you.”
Ezra: “Get back here, you sick, revolting, loathsome little...”
The Seventh Sister: “Jedi.”
Ezra: “Inquisitors!”

 

Vader: Yield.
Obi-Wan: You haven't beaten me. You've sacrificed sure footing for the higher ground.

 

Sabine: I hate Imperials!
Ezra: Your so beautiful. *Faints*
Sabine: *GASP*!
- Princess Mononoke

 

Anakin (after Obi-Wan gives another lecture): Ok, I THINK I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn’t listening.

 

Yoda: Know how to use that thing, do you?
Luke: The pointy end goes into the other man?
Yoda: A lot of work, this is going to take.

 

Han: Thank you for looking after Anakin, please continue to keep us safe.
Jacen and Anakin: Thank you for protecting us.
Han: Last one back to the house is a rotten egg!
Jacen: Hey, no fair!
Anakin: Wait for us!
- My Neighbor Totoro (Pixar dub)

 

Kal Skirata:

"Let's get down to business to defeat the Sith
Did they send me Bothans when I asked for Bith?
You're a saddest bunch, pathetic lot and you can bet before we're thru
Mister, I will make a Mando out of you."

 

Vader: Imagine what horrible fate awaits my enemies when I would gladly kill any of my own men for victory.
Luke: And I would die for any one of mine.

 

Obi-Wan: Now, awaken the great Krayt Dragon.
Luke: You'll get back to me on the Jedi Guardian thing, right?

 

Darth Sidious: Why must you Jedi out to make a name for yourselves always pick on us Sith Lords?

 

Maul (to Obi-Wan): You took away my victory!
Qui-Gon: No, I did.
Maul: The Jedi from the desert!

 

Ewoks on the subject of condor dragons:

What do we do when we wake?
Keep both eyes on the sky.
What do we do when we sleep?
Keep one eye on the sky.
What do we do when we see 'em?
Dig hard, dig deep, run for shelter, never look back.

 

Lando: Luke, we could go through the mines of Kessel. Lobot would give us a royal welcome.
Luke: No, Lando, I would not go through the mines unless I had no other choice.

 

Lando: Kessel. You fear to go into those mines. The Empire delved too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Kessendra.

 

Mace Windu: The Holonet is a dangerous tool, Dooku.
Dooku: Why should we fear to use it?
Mace Windu: They're not all accounted for, the Holonet relays. We do not know who else may be watching.

 

Jar Jar Binks: Meesa go in here all the time! You see? [pointing to a sign reading "DANGER: KEEP OUT"] D-A-N-G-E-R: Shortcut!

 

Luke: It's a riddle. What's the Wookiee word for friend?

 

Leia: You might wake up something dangerous.
Han: Like something with one big eye, tentacles, and a snappy thing?
Leia: Well, that's ... very specific, but something like that.

 

Palpatine: *hands Vader a holocron* Take it. Feel the power Vader. Feeeeeeeeel it.

Vader: Oh. I can feel it.

 

Luke: Why are we stopping?
Han: We're having breakfast.
Luke: We just ate!
Han: But what about second breakfast?

 

Dooku: Serenno is at your command, Lord of the Dark Side.
Sidious: Build me an army worthy of Korriban.

 

Dooku: Against the power of the dark side there can be no victory. We must join with him, Obi-Wan. We must join with Sidious. It would be wise, my friend.

Obi-Wan: Tell me, "friend", when did Count Dooku abandon reason for madness?

 

Luke: Too long have you watched her (Leia) from the shadows.

 

Leia: Don’t you understand what Luke must be feeling right now?

Han: ...

Leia: Well, obviously he feels sad because his aunt and uncle died, guilty because he thinks it’s his fault, conflicted because Vader is father, confused because he doesn’t want to kill him, angry because everything he was told was a lie.

Han: One person can’t possibly feel all that at once. They’d explode.

Leia: Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.