Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Hondo Ohnaka, to the younglings who have foiled him:

Hondo: What DARING! What OUTRAGEOUSNESS! What INSOLENCE! What ARROGANCE! I salute you!

 

Han: [to Leia] I have never had so much as now. All my life I've been alone. Many times I faced my death with no one to know. I would look into the huses and the ships of others in the coldest dark and I would see figures holding each other in the night, but I always passed by. You and I, we have warmth. That's so hard to find in this world. Please, let someone else pass by in the night.

 

Palpatine: [his dying words to Vader] My child, you have come to me, my son. For who now is your father if it is not me? I am the well spring, from which you flow. When I am gone, you will have never been. What would your world be, without me? My son.

 

Anakin: [after Satine died] He is Obi-Wan Kenobi, the Jedi. He won't cry. So I cry for him.

 

Palpatine: [screaming as he falls through the Death Star] You can run, jedi, but they gonna find your ass! And when they do, oh, Force, what they gonna do to your ass! They ain't gonna just kill you, jedi! You done kriffed up! We're the Sith, jedi! You can't destroy the Sith! We been here! There's always gonna be an Sith order! Skywaaaaaalker! You uppity son of a...!"[the Death Star explodes]

 

*Jyn hands K-2SO a blaster*
K-2SO: I know now why you cry. But that is something I cannot do.

 

Han: There's no crying in boloball!

 

Obi-Wan: [to Luke] If you choose the Force, you will never be able to return to the life you once lived. Your world may be more... exciting... but it will also be more dangerous. Less reliable. And once you begin to walk the path of the jedi, you can never step off it.

 

Bail Organa: Well, how else were we going to get him into the movie?
from Muppet Treasure Island

 

Luke: Talking porgs?
BB-8: First, Sith, then porgs. What's next? A singing, dancing Ewok with his own amusement park?

 

Han: I'm not Lukey, Lukey, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke. He's Lukey, Lukey, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke.

 

Yoda: Pretty impressive, for an amphibian.

 

Luke: That's the raging volcano? (about Yoda)
Artoo: Maybe he's hopping mad.

 

Luke: First, wash all of Millenium Falcon. Then wax. Wax on...
Rey: Hey, why do I have to...?
Luke: Ah ah! Remember deal! No questions!
Rey: Yeah, but...
Luke: Hai!
[makes circular gestures with each hand]
Luke: Wax on, right hand. Wax off, left hand. Wax on, wax off. Breathe in through nose, out the mouth. Wax on, wax off. Don't forget to breathe, very important.
[walks away, still making circular motions with hands]
Rey: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off.

 

Han: Hey, Luke, Leia, look at this. Wax on, wax off, wax on...
Chewie: *translated* Mouth off.

 

[after Satine died]
Padamé: Why do you cry?
Anakin: He is Obi-Wan, Jedi Master. He will not cry, so I cry for him.

 

Yoda: Suggest I do, practice harder. And remember: go, Jedi, go, Jedi, go, Jedi, go. Made another funny one I did.

 

Han: "You're hit. You're bleeding, Princess."
Leia: "I ain't got time to bleed."
Han: "Oh... okay."

 

Vader: There comes a time, bounty hunter, when the jewels cease to sparkle, when the gold loses its luster, when the throne room becomes a prison, and all that is left is a father's love for his child.

 

Captain Needa: Give us one more chance, Lord Vader, and we will succeed!
Darth Vader: I am not in a giving vein this day.

 

Palpatine: Raise your right hand! Right! Now, repeat after me...I...
Stormtroopers: I
Palpatine: Your name.
Stormtroopers: Your name.
Palpatine: Schmucks. Pledge allegiance...
Stormtroopers: Pledge allegiance
Palpatine: To Sheev Palpatine.
Stormtroopers: To Steve Palpatine...
Palpatine: That's Sheev!
Stormtroopers: That's Sheev!

 

Anakin: Would you like to hear one of my poems?
Padme: Uhh... all right...
Anakin: Long ago, the soft tangles of your hair filled the emptiness of my hand.
Padme: I have no response to that.
Anakin: Would you like to hear it again?

 

Luke: Can't you see this is the last act of a desperate Hutt?
Han: I don't care if it's the first act of Henry V. I'm leaving.

 

Jocasta Nu: I'll be fine, boys!
Obi and Anakin: How does she do that?

 

Coruscanti tourist: Oh, look. It's Steve Palpatine.
Palpatine: It's Sheev!