Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

*Darth Maul activates his lightsaber*

"'Scuse me while I whip this out."

 

Anakin: Is this a kissing book?

 

Palpatine: Jello, is this salute ever going to end? Do I have time to go for a cup of coffee? Maybe go on vacation?
Jello: Nearly finished, sir. This is my very special extra long salute I reserve for the especially important, sir.

 

"This bounty hunter is my kind of smeghead."

 

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Grand Admiral Jello: I also suspect that someone, possibly Ulicus, has given Ace access to the crew's confidential files, and he's using this information to blackmail his way up the chain of command. It's sickening. It's unforgivable. But it's a technique that can work. I should know; I used the same method myself to become admiral. If the crew discover I'm really just Dennis the Doughnut Boy, I'm finished.

 

Luke: Inconceivable!

 

Vader: Wasn't your mole on the other side?
Palpatine: I have a mole?

 

Lando: Never get involved in a land war in Asia!

 

Mon Mothma: Why is it when something happens it's always you three?
Han: Believe me, I've been asking the same question.

 

Kylo: You may as well start waving the white flag, Rey.

Rey: The only thing I will be waving is your decapitated head on a stick in front of your weeping mother!

Kylo: Good lord.


(From Parks and Rec)

 

Sabine:[talking about stormtroopers below her] Look at those fools. They have no appreciation for art. You have to feel art. And true art… is an EXPLOSION!

 

Rey: Farm boy, bring me that pitcher.
Kylo Ren: As you wish.

 

Obi-Wan: Hey Anakin, how ya feeling?

Anakin: Pretty frickin unappreciated.

 

On Bespin

Vader: Bring my shuttle.
Officer: At once, Lord Vader. May I ask, where is Skywalker?
Vader: I let him go.

 

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

 

It's 12 parsecs to Kessel. We've got a full tank of Quadex, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses......HIT IT!!

 

From Another Cinderella Story (trailer):
Palpatine: "And if you don't save her you'll die?"
Anakin: "I think I just might."

 

Palpatine: But Coruscant is the most beautiful planet in the galaxy. Why should my people feel anything but pride and contentment?
Mas Amedda: Of course, Your Highness, I'm sure they are content. And proud. But they are also starving.
Palpatine: Now, about these riots. We have stocks right now at the spaceports, don't we? Distribute those.
Mas Amedda: But Highness, that food is spoiling. That is why it was not sent to the Stormtrooper Corps.
Palpatine: Then you must hurry.

...

Palpatine: (to Sate Pestage, indicating Mas Amedda) You're the new chief advisor. Execute him for distributing rotten food. And the next time there are rioters - blast them.

 

Palpatine: I may be new at being Emperor, but I am Emperor.
Darth Vader: Then be a good Emperor.

 

3P0: We seem to be made to suffer. I have this terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side.

 

Qui-Gon: Tell him he can keep the podracer. But if Anakin wins, he keeps all the winnings, minus the cost of the parts we need, and frees Anakin.
Watto: Now you speak my language.

(from The Love Bug)

 

Anakin: J-E-D-I, Jedi!
Obi-Wan: I believe the word you are looking for is space captain.
Anakin: The word I'm looking for I can't say because there are preschoolers present.
- Toy Story

 

Obi-Wan: You are a sad, strange little Jedi. I pity you.

-Toy Story

 

Anakin: That's not a lightsaber, it's just a glow rod that blinks.

- Toy Story