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"We're still flying half a ship."
"We're not flying, we're not even falling with style."
Kylo Ren: "I told you... *slashes Resistance members* ...don't call me Junior."
(from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade)
Luke: The pen is truly mightier than the sword.
- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Han: Stormtroopers...I hate these guys.
-Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Captain Phasma: Those of you I find lacking will quit. And those of you who refuse to quit will have a training accident. Starkiller Base suffers three training accidents a year. Unfortunate accidents that I will not hesitate to repeat if you cross me!
Cad Bane: You know that padawan we followed? This is his Jedi Temple.
Bossk: If he's here, his master's gotta be.
Cad Bane (shaking his head): He's home alone.
(from Home Alone)
Kylo: (in the direction of the Falcon): I'm going to snap off your shebs and boil them in repulsor oil!
Hux: I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Life Day!
Palpatine: How many times do I have to Force choke you, boy?
Anakin: You're a prisoner?
Son: It's all part and parcel of the whole Mortis gig. PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWERS!!! Itty bitty living space.
Bail Organa: So! This is why Prince Isolder stormed out!
Leia: Artoo was just playing with him. Weren't you? You were just playing with that self-absorbed, Hapan Prince Isolder...
Han: We've got 'em trapped!
Finn: We?! They are forty stormtroopers! We are you, a walking rug, a droid, and me! Wait, don't count me.
Stormtrooper: He's got a blaster! (pointing to Chopper)
Stormtrooper commander: You idiots! We've all got blasters!
Han: Alright, Finn, here's the deal. If you wanna court the little lady, you gotta be a straight shooter. Do ya got it?
Han: Tell. Her. The... TRUTH!
Leia: Snoke, I order you to stop.
Snoke: Ah, but there's a new order now: the First Order. Finally, you will bow to me.
Han: We will never bow to you.
Hux: Why am I not surprised?
Snoke: If you will not bow before an Emperor, then you will cower before a Supreme Leader!
Watto: Look at this, yes! Combination hookah and coffeine-maker. Also makes Corellian fries! Will not break! Will not- It broke!
Watto: This speeder once changed the course of a young man's life...a young man who was more than what he seemed: the Chosen One. Would you like to hear the tale? It begins on a dark night, where a Dark Lord of the Sith waits with a dark purpose.
Hobbie: You know, I've personally flown over 194 missions and I was shot down on every one. Come to think of it, I've never landed a fighter in my life.
Uncle Owen: You'll shoot yer eye out!
Alton Castle (HoloNet News): This is the first execution to be held under the new law passed by the board of legislators that extends capital punishment to traffic offences. Niles Ferrier is about to pay the ultimate price for making an illegal left turn. Beside me is Ysanne Isard, head of the Coruscanti chapter of the League Against Non-Capital Punishment. Now, Ms. Isard, you are of course in favor of this new law?
Ms. Isard: Absolutely. I just wish they would go one step further and include non-moving violations.
Alton Castle (HoloNet News): Parking offences?
Ms. Isard: Well, a crime is a crime. Why should we pay good money for jails just to keep criminals alive? Death to all crooks!
Luke: Who the sith are you anyway?
Luke: Rey who?
Rey: Just... Rey?
Kylo Ren: What's this? What's this? There are white things in the air...
Shmi: Now, you listen here: 'e's not The Chosen One, 'e's a very naughty boy! Now, go away!
Grievous: Alright. I'm through being generous Grievous.
(from The Love Bug)
Ever dance with a Sithlord in the pale Death Star light?
Boba Fett: Dead or alive, you're coming with me!