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Lando: "Look at this workstation! What a complete slob!"
Prince Xizor: I wrote the holonovel on harrassment. We'll sick the health and safety inspectors on her, cut off her power...steal her Wookiee.
Black Sun thug: She doesn't have a Wookiee.
Prince Xizor: What do you mean she doesn't have a Wookiee? How does she get around?
Another Black Sun thug: She has a speeder.
(from Herbie Rides Again)
Wicket: [Oh, no, you can't take my holo.]
Cindel Towani: Why - are you afraid it'll take your spirit away?
Wicket: [Nah, you got the lens cap on!]
Guri: What's with this obsession with the land here on Coruscant?
Xizor: Guri, when I was eight, my father said to me...
Guri: Get out.
Xizor: No, before that.
C-3PO: I'm not lost.
R2-D2: [NO, YOU'RE JUST GOING THE WRONG WAY.]
Snoke: My only...my precious....
Rey: What's going on here? Some kind of...?
Snoke: Magic. The darkest magic. My soul swims in it, scattered across time, trapped in the world of formlessness.
Mace Windu: It is said that the Chosen One can survive for months at a time on nothing but the dew of a single Ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
Anakin: I guess my body doesn't know it's the Chosen One yet. I'mma need a lot more than dew, and, uh, universe juice.
Maul: You're just a big fat Jedi!
Jedi: I'm not a big fat Jedi. I'm the big fat Jedi.
Charal, Witch of Endor: "You're vile! You're foul! You're flawed!" (tries to hit Wicket with lightning)
Wicket: "Also cute and fluffy!" (dodges)
Dooku: The Vaapad?
Mace Windu: Oh, you know this lightsaber move?
Dooku: You're bluffing. You're bluffing. Yoda didn't teach you that.
Mace Windu: Nope. I figured it out on my own. Skidoosh.
Grievous: "I learned this move from a Sith Lord!" (flourishes lightsabers)
(Grievous is Force-pushed into wall)
Obi-Wan: "I just made that up."
Threepio: Oh, master Luke, I speak Bocce.
(Space traffic controller on Coruscant, seeing the wreck of the Invisible Hand skidding toward him)
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit glitterstim."
"Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit death sticks."
Luke: We had a plan.
Leia: What was it?
Luke: First, we break into the detention area and get you out.
Leia: And that you've done. Now what?
Luke: Well, we really didn't expect the first part of the plan to work ... so we have no further plan. Sometimes you can overplan these things.