Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Sidious: My apologies, Mas Amedda, but we knew that the Sith could grow no further in Chancellor Valorum's shadow.

 

Savage Opress, on seeing Maul's artificial legs:

"Darth Maul was able to build this IN A CAVE! WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS!"

 

Vader: "I've got scars and burns and bruises, plus something here that oozes.
And let's not even mention my complexion.
But despite my missing hair and my limbs that aren't there,
I really want to make a father/son connection!"

 

"Careful, that's a bomb."
"You made a bomb?!"
"In case things get serious, or we want to blow up Alderaan."
"No one's blowing up Alderaan!"
"You just want to suck the joy out of everything."

 

Vader: "Crazy old Obi-Wan. Crazy old Obi-Wan. *sings: Motti, I'm afraid I've been thinking...
Motti: "A dangerous past time...
Vader: "I know..."

 

(Vader watched Palpatine plummet down the DS2 shaft)
"The fall will probably kill you."

 

Vader: What are you doing?
Obi-Wan: Shakespeare on the Death Star? 'Does Mother know you weareth her dress?'

 

Boss Nass (regadring Jar-Jar):"
Just so he's kept locked away
Where no one else can see
Above ground, perhaps
And who knows, The Force works in mysterious ways
Even this foul creature may
Yet prove one day to be
Of use to me"

 

Anakin: What do you know of my dreams?
Palpatine: Plenty!

(from Beauty and the Beast)

 

Strange things are afoot at the Circle-Krill.

 

Luke to Palpatine
"Through dangers untold and hardships unnumbered, I have fought my way here to the throne room atop the Death Star to take back the man that you have stolen, for my will is as strong as yours, and the Force is with me — You have no power over me."

 

(TCW meets Robin Hood)


Rash: "The traitor to the crown ... must die!"
Saw: "That crown belongs to King Dendup! Long live King Dendup!"
Crowd: "Long live King Dendup!"
Rash: "Enough! I am King! Kiiiiiing! King! Off with his heeeeead!!"

 

Qui-Gon: "But if you make yourself more than just a man, you can become something else entirely."
Anakin: "What's that."
Qui-Gon: "A Jedi, young Skywalker."

 

"Millennium Falcon is a somewhat aged freighter, is she not?"
"She has fine lines, a bluff bow, an excellent hyperdrive, and fast, if well handled. Very fast."

 

Smuggler: "Ah, the good Stormtrooper, bad Stormtrooper routine, eh?"
Imperial captain: "Not exactly."
*Darth Vader is standing behind smuggler*

 

"There, you see, she can be reasonable. You may proceed with the operation, Commander."
"What?! Tarkin, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!"

 

Boba: "Why thank you, Solo."
Han: "You're welcome."
Boba: "Not you. We named the Kowakian Monkey-Lizard Solo."

 

Dooku: Go now! Leave Sidious to me.

 

From The Emperor's New Groove:

Obi-wan: "Why, I practically raised him!"
Yoda: "Yeah, you think he would have turned out better."

Yoda: "So the whole war was a lie?"
Palpatine: "Well yeah. No, wait....Oh, yeah, it was all a lie."

Obi-wan: "No Vader, no Vadertopia."

From Avatar: The Last Airbender
Luke (after acquiring R2 and C-3PO from the jawas): "Oh, the stories this wonderful astromech could tell. Ssh, chatty protocol droid."

 

"Do you think making a man a Jedi knight makes him a better fighter?"
"Yes."

 

Ventress: If you are willing to brave the weird and haunted planet of Stars' End, then you will need a captain, who knows that space.
Needa (back from the dead): Tell me, what's become of my ship.

 

Plagueis to Palpatine:

"Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you...an escape."

 

"They're coming in too fast!"
"Chewie, put on the brakes and they'll fly right by."

 

Han: "Executor won!"
Chewie (in his language): "They've gone to plaid!"

 

On seeing the Zillo beast:

Obi-Wan: He looks angry.
Anakin: What shall we do?
Obi-Wan: Running would be a good idea.