Games Movie Quotes Applied to Star Wars

Kylo Ren: YOU'RE! MAKING! ME! BEAT! UP! CONSOLES!!!

 

Vader: If someone stands in the way of the Empire, you simply sneak up behind them and stab them in the heart.

 

Corran Horn: They call Kessel the stomach of the prison system. No matter how good you are going in, you come out pretty kriffin' bad.

 

Sidious: So, you came back to die with the Rebellion.
Luke: No, I came back to stop you.

 

Ezra Bridger: I look around this room, and you know what I see? Losers! ... I mean, like, folks who have lost stuff. And we have, man, we have; all of us. Our homes, our families, normal lives. And usually, life takes more than it gives, but not today. Today, it's given us something. It has given us a chance.
Zeb: To do what?
Ezra Bridger: To give a kriff, for once. Not run away.

 

Captain Phasma: You now live on the edge of the Sea of Corruption. Join us in our enterprise, and we will burn it to the ground.
- Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind

 

Sidious: I have an army.
Leia: We have a Jedi.

 

Tagge: What is that?
Krennic: That's for if things get really hardcore... or if you wanna blow up moons.
Tarkin: No one's blowing up moons!
Krennic: You just wanna suck the joy out of everything.

 

Luke: It warms my heart to be here [the Valley of the Wind]. Why can't the other countries live in peace like we do?
Maz: It's because we know the Sea of Corruption's poisons cannot reach us here.
- Nausicaa

 

Wedge: You! One who has lain with a Selonian!
Corran: It was just the one time!

 

^ What movie was that from?

Rey: Lord Skywalker, is it true what Maz is saying about you seeking out the Blue Clad One?
Luke: Maz is only teasing me, Rey.
Maz: That's not true, Lord Skywalker must continue his journey for it is his destiny.
- Nausicaa

 

Guardians of the Galaxy - as have been most of my last few.


Han: Droids are completely literal. Metaphors are gonna go over their heads.
Threepio: Nothing goes over my head! My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

 

Kylo Ren: You might know me by another name...Ben Solo.
Poe: Who?
Kylo Ren: Ben Solo, you know, nephew of Luke Skywalker. Oh, forget this.

 

Where is dik'ut from? I can't find it in the lexicons I have found

 

Karen Traviss novels have it a lot. Wookieepedia has a page for a guy called that:

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Di'kut



Deliah Blue: Question: what if I see something that I wanna take and it belonged to someone else?
Marasiah Fel: You would be arrested.
Deliah Blue: But what if I want it more than the person who has it?
Marasiah Fel: It's still illegal.
Deliah Blue: That doesn't follow. No, I want it more, ma'am, you understand me? [Cade leads her off] I can't have a discussion with this lady?
Jariah Syn: Say someone does something that irks me, and I decide to remove his spine.
Marasiah Fel: Th-that's actually murder, one of... the worst crimes of all. So, also illegal.
Jariah Syn: [genuinely surprised] Huh.
Cade Skywalker: [pats Marasiah Fel's shoulder] They'll be fine, Fel. I'm gonna keep an eye on 'em.
Marasiah Fel: You?!
Cade Skywalker: ...Yeah. Me.
Marasiah Fel: ...This might not be the best idea.

 

*go and look*, so it means moron? Why the helskotta do you need to make that sound like some kind of word in need of censure?

 

I think the novels use it for "jerk" almost as much as for "fool".


Jango Fett: It's me.
Kal Skirata: Prove it.
Jango Fett: You're a dik'ut.
Kal Skirata: [shrug] OK.

 

Battle droid 1: Go in, corporal. We'll cover you.
Battle droid 2: Roger, roger.
Battle droid 3: What's our vector, Victor?

 

*Chewie hauls Rey and Finn out of the deck*

Han: Tell me, what is it that ye've done with me ship?

 

Kylo Ren: Look! I'm a teenage girl! I'd rather be anywhere than here! I'm all about long, sullen silences, followed by mean comments, followed by more silences. So what's it gonna be? Long, sullen silence or mean comment? Go on.
Rey: ...You got me in a box here.
Kylo Ren: AHA!

 

@Iron_lord I think you should change the 'girl' part

 

C3PO: Here I am, brain the size of a planet and you want me talk to moisture evaporators!

 

Threepio (to BB-8): Sorry, but the position of annoying, talking droid sidekick has already been filled.

(from Shrek 2)

 

No - the original quote (Deadpool movie) is of him snarking at a teenage girl - another mutant. And Rey is 19 in TFA.

Han Solo: Luke, I would go with you, but I don't want to.

 

Luke: I have every intention of granting your request, but there is a small task for you to perform: bring me the lightsaber of the Master of the Knights of Ren.
Finn: But if we do that, we'll gonna have to kill him!
Luke: Bring me the lightsaber, and I'll grant you your request. Now go.
Finn: But...
Luke: I said go!